The Very Fun Club

Tammy the turnpike turkey captured!

Thank goodness! And I hope Mr. Gobbles turns out to be the turkey of her dreams.

Jacafamala
Thank you for letting me know about my picture profile. Look for the change soon. That story of your kid was very funny it made me laugh.

About putting a picture in there where the question mark is: go to the top of the screen where it says "profile", but don't click on it. Next go down to and click on "control panel". Next click on "edit profile picture".

You can pick something saved from your own computer file, or else put in the link for something from a place like photoshack or photobucket.

Hope that helps.

Hi JR, welcome to the VFC!

Haha about the "middle wife". My kid and I saw a very pregnant deer coming home from Mass on Sunday. She told me, "If I were about to have a baby, I wouldn't be trotting down the street, I be home in bed". Then I said to her, "Yes, some people have their babies delivered at home." She said, "What?!?! Babies come in the mail?!?!"

My BIL who is from Ohio emailed this to me

The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher

I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back.

When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome.

Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater.

She holds up a snapshot of an infant. 'This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday.'

'First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine months through an umbrella cord.'

She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me. The kids are watching her in amazement.

'Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying and going, 'Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!' Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. 'She walked around the house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!' (Now this kid is doing a hysterical duck walk and groaning.)

'My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my Mom to lie down in bed like this.' (Then Erica lies down with her back against the wall.)

'And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!' (This kid has her legs spread with her little hands miming water flowing away. It was too much!)

'Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and 'breathe, breathe. They started counting, but never even got past ten. Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff that they all said it was from Mom's play-center, (placenta) so there must be a lot of toys inside there. When he got out, the middle wife spanked him for crawling up in there.'

Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat. I'm sure I applauded the loudest. Ever since then, when it's show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another 'Middle Wife' comes along.

Live every day as if it is your LAST chance to make someone happy!

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I posted this on the forums but never got much of a reaction. It was meant to be a bit light hearted and funny. Just making a bit of fun of our non believing friends,and the report on the news that water was found on the moon. Maybe its just my weird sense of humor

So here goes......

Yeah ,there is water on the moon. The greenies think we’re sending too many space ships into space and now we have Lunar Warming, Atheists don’t believe there is water on the moon ,the agnostics say it doesn’t matter, Infidels won’t have it, Skeptics doubt it and want more proof, Pantheists are not going to listen to anyone from NASA they will think what they like and Evolutionists say that nothing turned into something and became water.

Hello everyone I've just joined this group. Can someone tell me how I put a picture above my name I don't like that question mark. And how would I add a picture to this message.



Would you like to visit where i live via the net then click on the link

http://www.westernaustralia.com

I left a message over there for you.

Here is an update on my cousin:
http://www.cathinfo.com/index.php?a=topic&t=9192

Chubbeh!!!!!!!!!!!



I awta pound you!!