The Very Fun Club

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A burglar breaks into a house he thinks is empty. He tiptoes through the house when suddenly he hears a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"
Frightened he looks around and there again a voice booms "Jesus is watching you.”
The burglar gets frantic and looks around. In a corner, he spots a parrot.
He asks the parrot: "Did you say that?"
"Yes," says the parrot.
The burglar breaths a sigh of relief and asks the parrot: "What's your name?"
"Fred” said the bird.
The burglar sneers: "That's a dumb name for a parrot. What idiot named you Fred?"
The parrot responds , "The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus."

Thanks Mary. Definitely one of my favourites.

Lol! Thats so funny flybot!

Jesus was walking along one day, when He came upon a group of people surrounding a lady of ill repute. It was obvious that the crowd was preparing to stone her, so Jesus admonished them,

"Let the person who has no sin cast the first stone."

The crowd was shamed and one by one began to turn away. All of a sudden, a lovely little woman made her way through the crowd. Finally getting to the front, she tossed a pebble towards the woman.

Jesus looks over and says, "I really hate it when you do that, Mom."

That does not seem to work for me. I think its because of the Trial Membership.

To get an Avatar-Go to Profile above, then
Control Panel then
Edit Avatar-select a pic-save and done!

Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were promptly stopped by a policeman who said, "What do you think you are doing? What if you have an accident??"
The priests said, "Don`t worry, my son. Jesus is with us."
The policeman says, "In that case, I have to book you. Three people are not allowed to ride on a motorcycle!

Peace and Love All! M

2 Christians and an atheist are out fishing. After a while one of the Christian gets out the boat strolls across the water and gets drinks for everyone. The atheist is dumfounded. After a while the other Christian gets out the boat strolls across the water and gets drinks for everyone. The atheist is absolutely at a loss for words. A while later one of the Christians turns to the atheist and tells him its his turn to get refreshments. The atheist decides ‘whatever’ and confidently steps out of the boat and !boom! immediately sinks. The one Christian turns to the other and says: ‘Do you think he knows about the sandbank?’