Re: Protestant vs Catholic Jokes # 5
Here's one I posted in the other thread a couple days ago. Just wanted others to see it again.
So Jesus is in Heaven, looking over all the souls with Him. Everyone is happy, except for this one old man. This man has a long, grey beard, and is slouched with age.
Jesus comes up to the old man, "Sir! Why are you sad? You are in the land of milk and honey! You are in Heaven where you can enjoy God in totality!"
The man answered, "Well, you see, on Earth I lost my only son."
Jesus' eyebrow arched. "Yes? And what was your profession on Earth?"
"A carpenter," the man replied.
Jesus jumped to the man, hugging him. "Father!"
The old man yelled back: "Pinocchio!"
Sincerely Yours in Christ,
Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa...