Laughter, Gods medicine.

[Justin A]

So,
Did you know that a good sense of humor can not only make your life better, it can extend it for an average of 8 years!?!
And Laughing for 30 seconds adds 2 years to your life!
In WW2, many many Jews died outside the gas chambers. The ones who survived were the ones who could laugh even though life was hard.
Any one who has a good joke can post it here!
We all need to laugh.

[Justin A]

I got this from "The Humor group ".

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" "Just water," says the priest, fingers crossed. The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?" The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"

[Justin A]

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

(The Humor group )

[Justin A]

Dose any body ells know any good jokes?