Told by my pastor this morning after Mass:
A priest told the little kids they could come Trick-or-Treating at the rectory but they should dress up as one of the Saints.
So the kids arrive - here's a little boy dressed up as St. Anthony, St. Joseph, a little girl is St. Clare - and then there's this kid in a dog costume.
So Father asks "Where's your saint costume?"
The little boy replies: "I'm SAINT BERNARD!"