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Old Jul 1, '11, 2:27 am
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OK, this is the continuation of the Pun Thread, guys.

The last few posts had to do with math terms:

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That's a part of the great divide that we must cross once we get to it
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... and that might not leave much of a remainder ... which also reminds me, although I don't wish to put anyone's countdown , someone else will have to do the the honours of putting the final pun in place (please someone also post the link for the next pun thread too) ... You guys are the best. [snip]

... now, one additional thing about that final pun to close out the thread... someone needs to be equal to the task ...
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That might mean counting me out, but I've never numbered amongst the timid, so...
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Old Jul 1, '11, 4:02 am
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OK, this is the continuation of the Pun Thread, guys.

The last few posts had to do with math terms:


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That might mean counting me out, but I've never numbered amongst the timid, so...
Sum people might not be so quick to count you out ... or even to give you a standing 8-count ...
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Old Jul 1, '11, 4:07 am
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OK, this is the continuation of the Pun Thread, guys.

The last few posts had to do with math terms:



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I am equal to the task of the third post for the new thread.I'm sure the posts will multiply after this one
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Old Jul 1, '11, 12:02 pm
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Every post so far has been a prime example of a good pun. Sorry to break the trend, guys.
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Old Jul 1, '11, 2:06 pm
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Every post so far has been a prime example of a good pun. Sorry to break the trend, guys.
No worries, we won't rib you about it.
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Old Jul 1, '11, 3:29 pm
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Every post so far has been a prime example of a good pun. Sorry to break the trend, guys.
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No worries, we won't rib you about it.
True enough... Actually we tend to pump each other up instead ... to try and releive the pressure...
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Old Jul 1, '11, 5:19 pm
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If I had to pick, sight unseen, from 5 autos (A, B, C, D, or E); I'd alaways pick "E". Why? So I could Car-E on with the puns.
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If I had to pick, sight unseen, from 5 autos (A, B, C, D, or E); I'd alaways pick "E". Why? So I could Car-E on with the puns.
A good example of musical chairs...I mean Cars...if ever I heard it. A prime example of a nearly flawless musical scale that is not mathematically radical at all.

Now, how's that for combining three pun themes into one posting?
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A good example of musical chairs...I mean Cars
All cars are musical, aren't they? They've all got horns...
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All cars are musical, aren't they? They've all got horns...
... But the cars don't all sound the same when they're exhausted .






*[Cars may be musical, but not always harmonic. I remember from my days working in a service station that one of the Big 3 manufacturers commonly put 2 horns in most of their vehicles. The notes of the tuned horns which came in pairs were predominantly G and G# ( G and G sharp) ... nothing like a little amplified dissonance to drown out the sentiment of " God bless you neighbor"... . ... I say not harmonic , but a significant percentage of engines employing a crankshaft also have a device referred to as a harmonic balancer ]
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... But the cars don't all sound the same when they're exhausted .






*[Cars may be musical, but not always harmonic. I remember from my days working in a service station that one of the Big 3 manufacturers commonly put 2 horns in most of their vehicles. The notes of the tuned horns which came in pairs were predominantly G and G# ( G and G sharp) ... nothing like a little amplified dissonance to drown out the sentiment of " God bless you neighbor"... . ... I say not harmonic , but a significant percentage of engines employing a crankshaft also have a device referred to as a harmonic balancer ]
So you use to fiddle them?
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So you use to fiddle them?
Possibly sometimes getting so frustrated, NI, that you would banjo head against the hood?
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Possibly sometimes getting so frustrated, NI, that you would banjo head against the hood?
I hood a car simpathy once. Bach I belive, not well done
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Old Jul 2, '11, 8:26 pm
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You guys are ridiculous. Wait... that's not a pun. ...ack!
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You guys are ridiculous. Wait... that's not a pun. ...ack!
Nary a pun bi you, eh?
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