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Feb 23, '12, 6:59 am
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Bringing some humor to the word "consubstantial"
Are you struggling with saying "consubstantial?"
Gentle humor is our ally — your morning cup of coffee is our vessel...
Consubstantial: One in being with my coffee.
http://www.consubstantial.net
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Feb 23, '12, 8:02 am
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Re: Bringing some humor to the word "consubstantial"
Best spam I've seen in some time. But, it is still against forum rules. First post ever and hawking wares probably isn't going to fly. Sorry.
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Feb 23, '12, 8:02 am
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Re: Bringing some humor to the word "consubstantial"
Cool spam. Its so cool, its, like, consubstantial! 
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Ah Lord! do not withdraw,
Lest want of aw
Make Sinne appeare;
And when thou dost but shine lesse cleare,
Say, that thou art not here.
George Herbert, "A Parodie"
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Feb 23, '12, 8:34 am
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Re: Bringing some humor to the word "consubstantial"
No beer stein? Friar Tuck would be so disappointed! 
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Originally Posted by Friar Tuck, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about… beer!
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Feb 23, '12, 8:41 am
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Re: Bringing some humor to the word "consubstantial"
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Best spam I've seen in some time. But, it is still against forum rules. First post ever and hawking wares probably isn't going to fly. Sorry.
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Ah, you are right -- didn't the read the rules closely enough. My apologies.
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Feb 23, '12, 8:43 am
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Re: Bringing some humor to the word "consubstantial"
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Ah, you are right -- didn't the read the rules closely enough. My apologies.
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It is in The Clubhouse, so maybe it will be okay. It is fun stuff. 
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Feb 23, '12, 8:47 am
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Re: Bringing some humor to the word "consubstantial"
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It is in The Clubhouse, so maybe it will be okay. It is fun stuff. |
It would just be so humiliating to have to sticker myself
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Feb 23, '12, 8:57 am
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Re: Bringing some humor to the word "consubstantial"
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It would just be so humiliating to have to sticker myself
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Feb 24, '12, 7:36 pm
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Re: Bringing some humor to the word "consubstantial"
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No beer stein? Friar Tuck would be so disappointed! |
Ok, Ok. I've added in a beer stein. But do you really need more encouragement to drink beer?
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Feb 24, '12, 7:42 pm
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Re: Bringing some humor to the word "consubstantial"
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Ok, Ok. I've added in a beer stein. But do you really need more encouragement to drink beer?
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Beer is bread in liquid form. Jesus is the bread of life.
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Feb 24, '12, 11:07 pm
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Re: Bringing some humor to the word "consubstantial"
I, too, am one in bean with my coffee.
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Feb 25, '12, 3:52 am
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Re: Bringing some humor to the word "consubstantial"
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I, too, am one in bean with my coffee.
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Ah Lord! do not withdraw,
Lest want of aw
Make Sinne appeare;
And when thou dost but shine lesse cleare,
Say, that thou art not here.
George Herbert, "A Parodie"
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Feb 25, '12, 11:57 pm
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Re: Bringing some humor to the word "consubstantial"
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Ok, Ok. I've added in a beer stein. But do you really need more encouragement to drink beer?
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Actually, I only rarely have beer anyway. There's a bottle in my cupboard I bought last summer. 
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Feb 26, '12, 2:20 am
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Re: Bringing some humor to the word "consubstantial"
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Originally Posted by OneInBeing
Are you struggling with saying "consubstantial?"
Gentle humor is our ally — your morning cup of coffee is our vessel...
Consubstantial: One in being with my coffee.
http://www.consubstantial.net
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It could be used in a "Ladykillers" film starring a couple of conmen, who were dreaming up a consubstantial affair.
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