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Old Apr 10, '12, 3:11 pm
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*cartwheels through thread in full armor*
Now that, I'd like to see!
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Now that, I'd like to see!
Could I sell tickets?
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Just think, an ostrich egg would last me all month!
Just be careful to take the Ostrich egg in front of the Big Bird as it always kicks from the behind! I cannot hear the sound so I hope this BIG BIRD is clean!!

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Praise God!
Yes lets, as I found my voice again!! I just remembered how I fixed my voice the last time--yes the computor guy gave me a sound card driver to put in a few years ago(my memory is shot!).I feel like shouting to the hoose tops---my computor lost it's sound; but now it can speak!! well I am so pleased as I can now crash my computor and I can rerun everything back on again!! What is the big deal you might ask(you might not either!) but this is the climacks of a boot two days work(alright short working days lassie---but I too could do cartwheels in my birthday suit!!--now, nobody would buy tickets to see that!!
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Richard III could jump onto a horse in full armor.
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Yes lets, as I found my voice again!! I just remembered how I fixed my voice the last time--yes the computor guy gave me a sound card driver to put in a few years ago(my memory is shot!).I feel like shouting to the hoose tops---my computor lost it's sound; but now it can speak!! well I am so pleased as I can now crash my computor and I can rerun everything back on again!! What is the big deal you might ask(you might not either!) but this is the climacks of a boot two days work(alright short working days lassie---but I too could do cartwheels in my birthday suit!!--now, nobody would buy tickets to see that!!
I would.
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Yes lets, as I found my voice again!! I just remembered how I fixed my voice the last time--yes the computor guy gave me a sound card driver to put in a few years ago(my memory is shot!).I feel like shouting to the hoose tops---my computor lost it's sound; but now it can speak!! well I am so pleased as I can now crash my computor and I can rerun everything back on again!! What is the big deal you might ask(you might not either!) but this is the climacks of a boot two days work(alright short working days lassie---but I too could do cartwheels in my birthday suit!!--now, nobody would buy tickets to see that!!
I fix my voice each morning by drinking hot coffee!
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Hmmm...well, it all depends upon which birthday suit he's going to wear--the birthday suit from his 5th birthday, his 25th birthday, or his 55th birthday?
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Richard III could jump onto a horse in full armor.
Poor horse! Sounds like animal cruelty to me.

Don't you dare jumping on the royal horses in full armor, Sir Kouyate, even if you are my highest ranking paladin. Field Marshal Tooey has my ear each evening (right between his feline teeth) and he will tattle!
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I would.
I would struggle to do cartwheels--full stop;though as a kid I was able to stand on my head and jump over the fence(but not at the same time!) I have joined a new social net worksite called Dunnybook instead of Facebook!
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I would struggle to do cartwheels--full stop;though as a kid I was able to stand on my head and jump over the fence(but not at the same time!) I have joined a new social net worksite called Dunnybook instead of Facebook!
You could stand on your head? When I was more flexible I could stand on my hands. It hurt, especially if I was wearing hard shoes, but it is possible.
How in the world does one stand on one's head though? Does the head have to be firmly attached still?

I can see standing on someone else's head, but on your own?

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Poor horse! Sounds like animal cruelty to me.

Don't you dare jumping on the royal horses in full armor, Sir Kouyate, even if you are my highest ranking paladin. Field Marshal Tooey has my ear each evening (right between his feline teeth) and he will tattle!
Don't worry, I won't!
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Three Canadian Blondes …..

Three Canadian blondes died and found themselves standing before St.Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented. The first blonde said, “Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey.” St. Peter said, “Noooooo,” and he banished her to Hell.

The second blonde said, “Easter is when we celebrate Jesus’ birth and exchange gifts.” St. Peter said, “Noooooo,” and he banished her to Hell.

The third blonde said she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter said, “So, tell me.” She said, “Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with his disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder … “

St. Peter said, “Verrrrrry good.”

Then the blonde continued, “Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey.”

St. Peter fainted..............
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Three Canadian Blondes …..

Three Canadian blondes died and found themselves standing before St.Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented. The first blonde said, “Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey.” St. Peter said, “Noooooo,” and he banished her to Hell.

The second blonde said, “Easter is when we celebrate Jesus’ birth and exchange gifts.” St. Peter said, “Noooooo,” and he banished her to Hell.

The third blonde said she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter said, “So, tell me.” She said, “Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with his disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder … “

St. Peter said, “Verrrrrry good.”

Then the blonde continued, “Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey.”

St. Peter fainted..............
I didn't faint, I'm because as a young blonde, I was only half as dumb as I looked.
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I didn't faint, I'm because as a young blonde, I was only half as dumb as I looked.
That reminds me of an expression we used to use way back in loonie-versity:
"Hey, I'm not as dumb as you look."
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