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May 14, '12, 7:18 pm
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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It must be all that  that has people like me so wired. 
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Rather than cough E, I'd rather sing e at the Bird E
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May 18, '12, 6:07 pm
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Re: Pun Thread VII
Sorry for the protracted pause guys . . . let's see if we can make up for it :
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Rather than cough E, I'd rather sing e at the Bird E
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Whether caffeine or cougheen ( ) once a racket like that is raised, people are going to expect you to hit the Bird E . . . which just might result in a net kill (  ) which in itself, is additionally surprising (that one could be fast enough to hit a Birde E at all) , considering they have been known to " leave the racket at a speed of up to 180 mph during rallies in a top-level match."
Who was that masked Bird E ?
In that net kill video with Coach Chen Weihua, it says that "People describe the net kill as ' smashing near the net'. Although, the two techniques are quite different."
I think smashing near the net , particularly should one's Ethernet connection become fried, tends to look a little more like this :
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May 22, '12, 6:28 pm
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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Sorry for the protracted pause guys . . . let's see if we can make up for it :
Whether caffeine or cougheen ( ) once a racket like that is raised, people are going to expect you to hit the Bird E . . . which just might result in a net kill ( ) which in itself, is additionally surprising (that one could be fast enough to hit a Birde E at all) , considering they have been known to " leave the racket at a speed of up to 180 mph during rallies in a top-level match."
Who was that masked Bird E ?
In that net kill video with Coach Chen Weihua, it says that "People describe the net kill as ' smashing near the net'. Although, the two techniques are quite different."
I think smashing near the net , particularly should one's Ethernet connection become fried, tends to look a little more like this :
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All those computer pun/references have my heart all a- twitter-e. 
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May 24, '12, 10:57 pm
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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An elevated rate . . . ? . . . It can also happen just as easily to passengers who aren't accustomed to a higher bus speed .
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May 25, '12, 4:29 am
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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An elevated rate . . . ? . . . It can also happen just as easily to passengers who aren't accustomed to a higher bus speed .
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I've tracked this train of thought, and found it a bit hard to follow. User who are more experienced than I, have out matched me. I am your server, and you are my client.
Does that compute? 
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May 31, '12, 6:23 pm
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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I've tracked this train of thought, and found it a bit hard to follow. User who are more experienced than I, have out matched me. I am your server, and you are my client.
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It might...if one were a client of an extremely strange lawyer who moonlights as a  . Should I get my head examined for that crack/pun?
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May 31, '12, 8:48 pm
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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It might...if one were a client of an extremely strange lawyer who moonlights as a . Should I get my head examined for that crack/pun? |
I psych so, I plan to have an ex ham for my heart in this. 
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Jun 1, '12, 11:47 am
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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I psych so, I plan to have an ex ham for my heart in this. |
Admittedly ( doesn't mean "get admitted" -  ) , as a server one would be inclined to follow disorder along with that order as well , which is why we pun , and also why omeletin' you choose between ex ham for the heart, and eggs ham for the heart . . . and for the crack/pun.
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Jun 7, '12, 6:27 pm
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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Admittedly ( doesn't mean "get admitted" - ) , as a server one would be inclined to follow disorder along with that order as well , which is why we pun , and also why omeletin' you choose between ex ham for the heart, and eggs ham for the heart . . . and for the crack/pun.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! We may have unleased some crackpots! Let's ust hope that they DON'T join forces with the screwballs! 
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Jun 7, '12, 7:33 pm
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! We may have unleased some crackpots! Let's ust hope that they DON'T join forces with the screwballs!
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I checked my planter and I do not show any crackpots on the schedual until the elections this fall. Did someone right one in?! 
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Jun 12, '12, 8:31 am
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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I checked my planter and I do not show any crackpots on the schedual until the elections this fall. Did someone right one in?! |
lol
Your planter appears to be working just fine  : If everything goes according to plant , more than one or two seedy candidates are almost garanteed to sprout up around that time. .
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Jun 13, '12, 7:15 pm
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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lol
Your planter appears to be working just fine : If everything goes according to plant , more than one or two seedy candidates are almost garanteed to sprout up around that time. .
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weed best get out there and see if we can weed this field down a weed bit so november we can harvest some good elected officials.
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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weed best get out there and see if we can weed this field down a weed bit so november we can harvest some good elected officials.
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( * " weed best get out there " lol , lol * )
- Probably only a partial solution , because as sunny as as some elected officials might appear to be , there are always a few shady characters in the backround just waiting to dig up some dirt on them.
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Jun 13, '12, 8:01 pm
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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( * " weed best get out there " lol , lol * )
- Probably only a partial solution , because as sunny as as some elected officials might appear to be , there are always a few shady characters in the backround just waiting to dig up some dirt on them.
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I think we can get to the root of the problem. It's like tubular man, we elect Mr.Potato Head
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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I think we can get to the root of the problem. It's like tubular man, we elect Mr.Potato Head
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It could be a way out of this rut ...  ... I think you might have something there : Although he may not seem to be the most cultivated character around , Mr. Potato Head is not one to be taken blightly.
( * A spelling error in my previous post cost us a pun - how's that for irony ? ) It should've read :
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. . . there are always a few shady characters in the back ground just waiting to dig up some dirt on them.
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