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Jun 7, '12, 5:22 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
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Dear Glossy Glittering, Gleaming, Gloating, Queen Mum Granny,
I wish you the best trip to the Old Sod ever. Don't forget to go to the Blarney Stone. And while you are there, would you please remove the kiss my dear, old, mum planted upon the stone in my honor--I just got spoken to at work for making a joke that fell flat. So I don't need anymore help with the talking, mind you.
When you meet Her Royal Highness, will you please drop the hint to her that the Queen of Titan and the Outer Planets, Etc., would like to have tea and maybe a State Visit?
God bless you and keep you safe on your trip, and don't forget to update us when you come home.
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How fast can you say Glossy, Glittering, Gleaming, Gloating, Queen Mum Granny? When I tried that I got my tongue wrapped around my eye-teeth so much I couldn't see what I was saying! 
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Jun 7, '12, 5:29 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
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How fast can you say Glossy, Glittering, Gleaming, Gloating, Queen Mum Granny? When I tried that I got my tongue wrapped around my eye-teeth so much I couldn't see what I was saying! |
See, that's the problem, Lego: you actually tried to say it. You have to just think these things and they just pop out, like the Music Man telling the boys, " Think, men, think" All kinds of wonderous words just roll off my fingers as I type, because I never try to actually say them! Much easier that way. 
I missed you out at the place where the driveway meets the sidewalk, during the "Strawberry Moon." Had to do all the dancing by myself! 
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Jun 7, '12, 5:41 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
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See, that's the problem, Lego: you actually tried to say it. You have to just think these things and they just pop out, like the Music Man telling the boys, " Think, men, think" All kinds of wonderous words just roll off my fingers as I type, because I never try to actually say them! Much easier that way.
I missed you out at the place where the driveway meets the sidewalk, during the "Strawberry Moon." Had to do all the dancing by myself! |
Oh fiddle-faddle! I'm sorry I missed that but I had a State visit with the King of the State of Confusion. (He's the one St. Paul is quoting in Philippians when he said "I have learned to be content whatever State I'm in!") I just knew I should have consulted with you before I agreed to that appointment!  While on my state visit he offered me toast with "Strawberry Jam" on it so I wasn't too far off! Thpeaking of think thath what the captain of the Titanic thaid "We're going to Think!!" 
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Jun 7, '12, 6:21 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
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Oh fiddle-faddle! I'm sorry I missed that but I had a State visit with the King of the State of Confusion. (He's the one St. Paul is quoting in Philippians when he said "I have learned to be content whatever State I'm in!") I just knew I should have consulted with you before I agreed to that appointment! While on my state visit he offered me toast with "Strawberry Jam" on it so I wasn't too far off! Thpeaking of think thath what the captain of the Titanic thaid "We're going to Think!!" |
And then they thunk! 
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Jun 8, '12, 3:57 am
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
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And then they thunk! |
Jutht like the Italian ship that thunk a few weekth ago off the coatht of Italy.
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Jun 8, '12, 12:41 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
So why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway??
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Jun 8, '12, 5:55 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
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So why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway??
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I would ask George Carlin but unfortunately he's not available for comment at this time! 
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Jun 9, '12, 10:43 am
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
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MAX!!! You promised to keep all those kinky little films you made of me strictly confidential!!! Now what are the kids going to think??? 
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PS: Just for that, I am NOT going to make your favorite jellyfish ice cream for dessert! Hmph!
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Don't worry sweatheart. Err, sweetheart.
The kids have always thought that I was a tiger. They'll think this was just for me and that you were just being your usual loyal self. And just because I posted it on the hinternet doesn't mean they'll see it. They're too young to be allowed to use it yet. (They should be in their 40s at least!)
As for the jellyfish desert ... well it was only the Chief that cared for it. I'd rather have you for desert any day!
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Jun 9, '12, 10:48 am
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
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Would not a nose that is a foot affect the sense of smell? After all some peoples' feet don't smell too good.
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I came across this one-liner on the hinternet:
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
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Jun 9, '12, 12:01 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
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So why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway??
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Ask George Carlin!
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Jun 9, '12, 12:05 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
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Don't worry sweatheart. Err, sweetheart.
The kids have always thought that I was a tiger. They'll think this was just for me and that you were just being your usual loyal self. And just because I posted it on the hinternet doesn't mean they'll see it. They're too young to be allowed to use it yet. (They should be in their 40s at least!)
As for the jellyfish desert ... well it was only the Chief that cared for it. I'd rather have you for desert any day!
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Dear Max,
Oh, I am disappointed. I always thought you loved the jellyfish ice cream, but you must have been putting on an act to make the Chief happy. Glad you told me, however the Quads just love it. In their 40s! Never!! You and I aren't any older, why should they be?
But you are quite right to forbid them to use the hinternet. They would only waste their time on sites like this, and not pay attention to their homework. You've always been such a wise father, Max!!
Love,
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PS: What would you for dessert?
PPS: Just ignore this, pretty please, as I saw your secret message.  
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Jun 9, '12, 2:51 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
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I came across this one-liner on the hinternet:
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down. |
My forehead runs and my nose is wrinkled. The banjos meow and the cats go tinkle. "Tie My Rope Around a Tree" (a song by Billy Edd Wheeler)
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Jun 9, '12, 4:28 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
If you pulled the wings from a fly, is it then called a walk??
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
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If you pulled the wings from a fly, is it then called a walk??
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 Like Scott Pelley on CBS Evening News I'm pondering. Maybe twirling my glasses or chewing on a pencil! Or vice versa. 
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Jun 9, '12, 8:06 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
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