Post Your April Fools Jokes Here

[Dimmers]

I'm always sharing what I have learned from here and Catechism classes with my girlfriend. It gets to the point where she says I am a bit obsessed with Catholicism. So I used that today for a little joke.

I spoke to my girlfriend today. Told her I was really feeling a call to the Church. I told her I really feel that there is much more I want to do and give to God. I told her it was the hardest decision I could make, but that I was going to become a priest. She said crying "If that is what you want to do, I can't stop you. I love you and I won't get in your way"

I started laughing my butt off and she said " OH! Darn. You got me, I'm so darn gullible"

[Brendan]

Our 7 year old wanted to do an "April Fool's" joke, so he decided he was going to call Grandma (my MIL) and tell her there was a tornado.

Well Grandma played along and he was pleased with himself.

So at lunch, I took on a serious expression and told him we played an April Fools on HIM.

I told him that really wasn't Grandma, but it was really me on the upstairs phone pretending to be Grandma.

He was so bummed he did get to pull a joke, and then I did tell him that I was pulling a joke about his pulling a joke.

[DVina]

DH received an e-mail yesterday from the admin at corporate that they couldn't find the signed acceptance of his stock options. Should she send back the check or tear it up.

We were both VERY angry! His boss put her up to it.

At least they only let it go on for a little while.

[Eileen T]

My 17 year-old told her auntie (at a family birthday party) that she was 2 months pregnant. My sister wasn't too sure at first, but my daughter couldn't keep at straight face long enough.

[Gwyn]

I sent out an email Sat morning to family, saying that we had won 7 million in the lottery (Super 7) on Friday night and since family is so dear to us, we were taking everyone for a week to the Carribean. Some actually believed for a while. Then one smart cousin, emailed back saying today is April 1 is this for real? And another cousin emailed saying, I do not want to go on a trip but will take the cash please and thanks.

That night we met at my sister's home for dinner and while I went down to the basement to check on DS, these same cousins and my sister, dad and aunts oh and DH decided to get me back. My sister was the conspirator. She is single and is on Catholic Singles, Ave Maria, ... Soon after dinner, my sister says I have an announcement to make, I met this really nice guy online in Boston and we have hit it off the only problem is because of his job he wants me to move to Boston , ....I am going to meet him in 4 weeks and if all works out Dad and me will move to Boston, he is really nice.................. Well everyone had me going all evening. I am close to my Dad and sister and will not take well to a 12 hour drive between us......... Anyways only when we were leaving to go home that night did my sister break down and say no I have not met anyone yet that I will settle down with.

Shish well - Tit for Tat.

[AquinaSavio]

I didn't do anything this year, but one time my dad got up early and started yelling that his truck had been stolen.

Another time, when I was about 8 years old, my parents told us that we were moving to Wyoming because of a job transfer.

[hinhey]

I go to a french class (out of school thing) and last week we did a "exam", and hes usually really kind and nice and stuff, so on saturday, he goes (very seriously and in french):

"I just talked to marie-joell (the boss person) and told her that i will not be teaching you next semester"
"why?"
"i was marking your test, and all of your results were terrible. I told her that I cannot teach students that do not work hard. I cannot teach bad students."
" "
"(so he keeps going on and on about how dissapointed he is, how he cant teach students who dont work, how horrible our exams were, and we're all dead silent, sad and worried at the same time)"

so then someone notices its april the 1st and then we all share a laugh