"Spoil My Wish" Game

**Edwin1961** · #1 Sep 15, '06, 12:30 pm

When the Forums went down, we had the "Spoil" Game going on.

Here's a new start to that game.

The ofject of the game ts to make a wishful statement, but the answer has to be one that the wish is granted BUT there is a conswquence as it's outcome....I'll Start.

"I hope the weather will be nice this weekend."

**LRThunder** · #2 Sep 15, '06, 12:47 pm

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Originally Posted by Edwin1961

When the Forums went down, we had the "Spoil" Game going on.

Here's a new start to that game.

The ofject of the game ts to make a wishful statement, but the answer has to be one that the wish is granted BUT there is a conswquence as it's outcome....I'll Start.

"I hope the weather will be nice this weekend."

Granted, but you won't have time to enjoy it.

I wish I had a new job.

**Edwin1961** · #3 Sep 15, '06, 12:50 pm

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Granted, but you won't have time to enjoy it.

I wish I had a new job.

Granted but it's in a building with no windows and the people sweat like crazy!

I wish that the season of Autumn will be an enjoyable one.

**LRThunder** · #4 Sep 15, '06, 12:56 pm

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Originally Posted by Edwin1961

Granted but it's in a building with no windows and the people sweat like crazy!

I wish that the season of Autumn will be an enjoyable one.

Granted, but going through winter will be torture.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

Jennifer G. · #5 Sep 15, '06, 3:24 pm

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Granted, but going through winter will be torture.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

Granted, but it will be colder than Pluto.

I Leatherman · #6 Sep 15, '06, 3:29 pm

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Originally Posted by Jennifer G.

Granted, but it will be colder than Pluto.

I wish Jennifer had wished for something

Jennifer G. · #7 Sep 15, '06, 4:34 pm

Forgot about that - had to eat dinner.

"I wish it were warmer".

carol marie · #8 Sep 15, '06, 7:57 pm

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Forgot about that - had to eat dinner.

"I wish it were warmer".

Granted. But it's July and you find yourself holding number 74 in a very crowded Department of Motor Vehicles that has no air conditioning or ventilation. They've just called number 41.

I wish I had a very rich elderly uncle who wanted to make me his sole heir.

Jennifer G. · #9 Sep 15, '06, 8:25 pm

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Originally Posted by carol marie

Granted. But it's July and you find yourself holding number 74 in a very crowded Department of Motor Vehicles that has no air conditioning or ventilation. They've just called number 41.

I wish I had a very rich elderly uncle who wanted to make me his sole heir.

Granted, but he failed to pay taxes, and you owe $10,000. ...after taxes.

Jennifer G. · #10 Sep 15, '06, 9:03 pm

forgot the wish.

I wish that it was always sunny.

carol marie · #11 Sep 15, '06, 10:23 pm

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forgot the wish.

I wish that it was always sunny.

Granted. Only it's your favorite radio station. Their new format is Always Sonny - (as in Sonny & Cher) All the time. It's the NEW "Y97.5 I GOT YOU BABE"

I wish someone else was in charge of cleaning my house.

Nekić · #12 Sep 15, '06, 10:27 pm

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Originally Posted by carol marie

Granted. Only it's your favorite radio station. Their new format is Always Sonny - (as in Sonny & Cher) All the time. It's the NEW "Y97.5 I GOT YOU BABE"

I wish someone else was in charge of cleaning my house.

Granted, but you will hire a dodgy cleaner who steals all of your valuables, and does a runner to the other side of the country.

I wish I had a better internet contract, one that doesn't charge me 15c per every megabyte over my 200 mb limit.

carol marie · #13 Sep 15, '06, 10:37 pm

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Granted, but you will hire a dodgy cleaner who steals all of your valuables, and does a runner to the other side of the country.

I wish I had a better internet contract, one that doesn't charge me 15c per every megabyte over my 200 mb limit.

Granted. But although your new internet provider is much cheaper, it's also VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

I wish I knew what a megabyte was.

Nekić · #14 Sep 15, '06, 10:40 pm

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Originally Posted by carol marie

Granted. But although your new internet provider is much cheaper, it's also VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

I wish I knew what a megabyte was.

Granted. A megabyte is 1000 bytes. A byte is 8 bits, equal to one character, letter, punctuation mark, etc.
But, now that you know, a piano will fall on your left toe, causing your brain to suffer from short term memory amnesia, causing you to forget what you just read, and to forget the fact that this post even exists.

I wish I had a concert piano, and a house big enough to accomidate it and to allow for good harmonics.

**Edwin1961** · #15 Sep 16, '06, 5:18 am

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Originally Posted by Nekić

Granted. A megabyte is 1000 bytes. A byte is 8 bits, equal to one character, letter, punctuation mark, etc.
But, now that you know, a piano will fall on your left toe, causing your brain to suffer from short term memory amnesia, causing you to forget what you just read, and to forget the fact that this post even exists.

I wish I had a concert piano, and a house big enough to accomidate it and to allow for good harmonics.

Granded but that means your bathroom is as big as your house and the piano music echoes throughout the room and causes you to have migrane headaches.

I wish the friends I knew would keep their promises.