"Spoil My Wish" Game #2

[Michael Welter]

Originally Posted by Jennifer G.

I wish someone would start a new thread already.

Granted, but you never heard about it.

I wish I could go skydiving.

[Jennifer G.]

Originally Posted by Michael Welter

Granted, but you never heard about it.

I wish I could go skydiving.

Granted, but you crash your first time out.

I wish it were 80 degrees right now.

[Michael Welter]

Originally Posted by Jennifer G.

Granted, but you crash your first time out.

I wish it were 80 degrees right now.

Granted. It's 80 degrees, Celcius.

I wish I had a real desk to work on.

[Jennifer G.]

Originally Posted by Michael Welter

Granted. It's 80 degrees, Celcius.

I wish I had a real desk to work on.

Granted, but the desk happens to be in the sewers.

I wish sci fi movies weren't so cheesy.

[Michael Welter]

Originally Posted by Jennifer G.

I wish sci fi movies weren't so cheesy.

Granted. Now they're so realistic that they cause riots and wars.

I wish Hollywood could come up with some new ideas for movies.

[LRThunder]

Originally Posted by Michael Welter

Granted. Now they're so realistic that they cause riots and wars.

I wish Hollywood could come up with some new ideas for movies.

Granted, but they're even more morally bankrupt.

I wish it was summer.

[Jennifer G.]

Originally Posted by LRThunder

Granted, but they're even more morally bankrupt.

I wish it was summer.

Granted, but your new job re-assigns you to Australia for 3 months, where it's winter.

I wish movies on TV weren't interrupted by commercials.

[LRThunder]

Originally Posted by Jennifer G.

Granted, but your new job re-assigns you to Australia for 3 months, where it's winter.

I wish movies on TV weren't interrupted by commercials.

Granted, but they're movies about basketball.

I wish I had another cat.

[Jennifer G.]

Originally Posted by LRThunder

Granted, but they're movies about basketball.

I wish I had another cat.

Granted, it's a big cat. A hungry lion in fact!

I wish my parents were accepting of Catholics.

[LRThunder]

Originally Posted by Jennifer G.

Granted, it's a big cat. A hungry lion in fact!

I wish my parents were accepting of Catholics.

Granted, but they're members of the SSPX.

I wish politicians were honest.

[Jennifer G.]

Originally Posted by LRThunder

Granted, but they're members of the SSPX.

I wish politicians were honest.

Granted, but you wake up and realize you were just dreaming.

I wish I had my own house right now.

[LRThunder]

Originally Posted by Jennifer G.

Granted, but you wake up and realize you were just dreaming.

I wish I had my own house right now.

Granted, but it's full of termites and roaches.

I wish it wouldn't snow anywhere.

[Jennifer G.]

Originally Posted by LRThunder

Granted, but it's full of termites and roaches.

I wish it wouldn't snow anywhere.

Granted, but in order for that to happen, it has to be very warm. As a result, all of Florida is flooded over due to the ice caps melting.

I wish I had a 100x40 foot swimming pool.

[LRThunder]

Originally Posted by Jennifer G.

Granted, but in order for that to happen, it has to be very warm. As a result, all of Florida is flooded over due to the ice caps melting.

I wish I had a 100x40 foot swimming pool.

Granted, but there's no water in it.

I wish I was married.

[Jennifer G.]

Originally Posted by LRThunder

Granted, but there's no water in it.

I wish I was married.

Granted, but your wife decides to become a member of the Westboro Baptist Church.

I wish my parents don't fall for "The Secret".