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May 20, '07, 11:05 am
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The Pun Thread
If you got a pun, this thread is for you.
You don't have to needle around just post on this thread. If not, your pun will be just be sew-sew.
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May 20, '07, 12:43 pm
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Re: The Pun Thread
Did you hear about the Japanese man who became caucasian?
He was disoriented.
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May 20, '07, 3:42 pm
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Re: The Pun Thread
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Did you hear about the Japanese man who became caucasian?
He was disoriented.
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I just cleaned my shoes on this newspaper. These are the Times that dry men's soles.
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May 20, '07, 3:45 pm
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Re: The Pun Thread
What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless.
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May 20, '07, 5:31 pm
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Re: The Pun Thread
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What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless.
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What did the circle laugh after that remark? arc, arc, arc!
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May 20, '07, 5:33 pm
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Re: The Pun Thread
An algebra teacher was arrested at an airport trying to smuggle math related items on board. He was charged with transporting weapons of math instruction.
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May 20, '07, 5:41 pm
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Re: The Pun Thread
They DO have cars in heaven. Haven't you read that after meeting together, the disciples all left --in one Accord. (But I hope Jehu wasn't the driver, because he "driveth furiously").
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May 20, '07, 5:44 pm
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Re: The Pun Thread
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They DO have cars in heaven. Haven't you read that after meeting together, the disciples all left --in one Accord. (But I hope Jehu wasn't the driver, because he "driveth furiously").
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If Jehu was driving 'driveth furiously', it was in a Fury.
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May 20, '07, 6:45 pm
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If Jehu was driving 'driveth furiously', it was in a Fury.
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And he must have been going to see his Plymouth brethren.
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May 20, '07, 6:50 pm
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Re: The Pun Thread
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And he must have been going to see his Plymouth brethren.
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But was he riding on his Mustang?
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May 20, '07, 7:09 pm
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Re: The Pun Thread
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But was he riding on his Mustang?
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Obviously the horsemen of the Apocalypse will all either have Mustangs or Broncos 
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May 20, '07, 7:24 pm
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Re: The Pun Thread
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Obviously the horsemen of the Apocalypse will all either have Mustangs or Broncos |
I don't think they will have Pintos, but maybe a Colt.
But I'm sure they just might have a Tempest or two.
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May 20, '07, 9:31 pm
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Re: The Pun Thread
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I don't think they will have Pintos, but maybe a Colt.
But I'm sure they just might have a Tempest or two.
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What about the Fury and the Dart?
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May 21, '07, 4:14 am
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Re: The Pun Thread
Joe Montana's parents paid thousands of dollars to send him to Notre Dame and all they got was a quarterback.
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May 21, '07, 5:53 am
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Re: The Pun Thread
D'ya hear the one about the cannibal who passed a missionary in the jungle?
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