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Old Aug 29, '07, 4:37 am
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Did you hear about the snake in the Amazon? It's a LONG story.
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The snake puns are hissterical. I would try to adder some, but don't want to make an asp of myself.

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[quote=tee_eff_em;2648167]The snake puns are hissterical. I would try to adder some, but don't want to make an asp of myself.


Fangs a lot but I think they should be recoiled.
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It's great to see y'all rattling up a few good snake puns. I enjoyed reading them, but must slither off to another assignment now.
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Be careful some snake may rattler your cage with his tail of the story of the sidewinder who swept the desert and put it in the dustbowl so no one of the snakes would die of hunger but hide out under the plant , catch this!
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That strikes me as a bit odd, but we do have at least a few serpents that have a certain amount of hiss-torical fame. Some people even use snakes as decor in their homes. I think they call it "fang shui."
Fangs for a good pun. It sssstruck me as hiss-tyerical. It reminds me of a former neighbor who's snake was pregnant and had a bouncing baby boa.
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What's a rattlesnake's favorite song from the 1950's?

Snake, Rattler, and Roll!

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If a boa constrictor ate a seagull, would it be a case of boa meets gull?
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What's a rattlesnake's favorite song from the 1950's?

Snake, Rattler, and Roll!

That was actually a video game. (Snake, Rattle and Roll, actually)

Did you hear about the snake wedding? They got towels with "Hiss and Hers".
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That was actually a video game. (Snake, Rattle and Roll, actually)

Did you hear about the snake wedding? They got towels with "Hiss and Hers".
If a snake dies, does it get taken away on a Hiss Hearse?
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I heard about a snake wedding.

Afterward, the couple spent their honeymoon in the woodpile. The next day, they returned, followed by dozens of little baby snakes. Because, you know: Adders can multiply very quickly using logs.


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Sssssssssssorry, but I am all out of sssssssnake punssss.

However, did you know a blood-sucking arachnid from the moon would be a Luna tick?
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Sssssssssssorry, but I am all out of sssssssnake punssss.

However, did you know a blood-sucking arachnid from the moon would be a Luna tick?
Can't *squeeze* anymore snake puns? Maybe you can *boa* a snake pun book. Very constricting set of puns, isn't it?
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Can't *squeeze* anymore snake puns? Maybe you can *boa* a snake pun book. Very constricting set of puns, isn't it?
Okay, I will try and 'shed' some light on this problem I am having with sssnake puns, but it's difficult because I adder be working for goodness snake.
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After the snake nuptials the groom will look at his bride and garter carefully. Lurking vipers think that's the pits. They kill their prey in cold blood.
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