Funny Joke
well I looked and there aren't any other jokes in here, but it said this is the place for them, and I feel the urge to put it up here (it's my favotire joke), so... if I'm interupting something, I'm sorry.
There was a rich old man who was very ill. He knew he was going to die soon, and didn't know what to do with his money. He decided he wanted to keep some of it. So he trusted a large sum of it to three important people in his life. He went to his doctor, pastor and lawyer and gave them each an envelope with $10,000 cash in it. He told them that when he died he wanted them to put the envelopes in his coffin with him. Well, not too long after, the old man passed away. At the funeral the three men each put their envelopes in the coffin as he had wished. But upon talking, the doctor said, "I have a confession to make. I needed some new equiptment in my office, and ran short of the funding I needed... I took $2,000 out of the envelope." The pastor replied saying, "I too have a confession to make. My church is replacing the pews and we too came short of the needed funding. I took $5,000 out of the envelope." The lawyer shook his head and said, "I am appalled at you two! I cannot believe that after this man trusted you with that money- as his dying wish- for you to only place it with him... you stole from him! I, honoring that man's trust and respect, put in a check for the full amount."
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