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Mudgie Bureau of Inspections, Licenses and Permits
Too all posters in the Water Cooler:
All threads and posts must be cleared with The Mudgie Bureau of Inspections, Licenses and Permits.
No exceptions will be made!!
Last edited by WanderAimlessly; May 22, '07 at 4:18 pm.
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May 22, '07, 4:12 pm
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Re: The Mudgie Bureau of Inspections, Licenses and Permits
Bags I being food inspector - I can confiscate all the P**ps and fruitcake that way 
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May 22, '07, 4:19 pm
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Re: The Mudgie Bureau of Inspections, Licenses and Permits
Hello! Ready to inspect some prime, aged meat?
Mudgie-in-training and freelance sparkle/coffee grinds sprinkler
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May 22, '07, 4:20 pm
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Re: The Mudgie Bureau of Inspections, Licenses and Permits
I and WanderAimlessly are the Liturgy Police. (Our Motto: AAAHH!! NOOO!!  YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG!!!)
Wander will be handling the TLMs, and I will be handling the Paul VI Masses.
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May 22, '07, 4:23 pm
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Re: Mudgie Bureau of Inspections, Licenses and Permits
Where do we get the permits?
How long will it take to get a license issued?
How much will it cost?
Which agency is this overseen by?
Who do we make an appeal to?
Are there any special cases where there would be an exception?
Are we assigned a specific caseworker?
Do we have to fill out all forms in ink? In triplicate?
Is there a hard copy of the form?
Can we file for an extension?
When is the deadline for filing?
When can we expect a refund?
Is it tax exempt?
Does it say that in the fine print?
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May 22, '07, 4:24 pm
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Re: Mudgie Bureau of Inspections, Licenses and Permits
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Originally Posted by Teakafrog
Where do we get the permits?
How long will it take to get a license issued?
How much will it cost?
Which agency is this overseen by?
Who do we make an appeal to?
Are there any special cases where there would be an exception?
Are we assigned a specific caseworker?
Do we have to fill out all forms in ink? In triplicate?
Is there a hard copy of the form?
Can we file for an extension?
When is the deadline for filing?
When can we expect a refund?
Is it tax exempt?
Does it say that in the fine print?
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You ask too many questions.
GO AWAY 
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May 22, '07, 4:26 pm
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Re: Mudgie Bureau of Inspections, Licenses and Permits
I don't believe in licenses and permits except those that allow me to hunt and fish! Do I get a pass?
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May 22, '07, 4:27 pm
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Re: Mudgie Bureau of Inspections, Licenses and Permits
Office Hours:
M W F: 1:00 AM to 1:01 AM
T TH 1:00 AM to 1:02 AM
SA SU: Closed |
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May 22, '07, 4:29 pm
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Re: Mudgie Bureau of Inspections, Licenses and Permits
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Originally Posted by WanderAimlessly
Office Hours:
M W F: 1:00 AM to 1:01 AM
T TH 1:00 AM to 1:02 AM
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Gotta love those hours. 
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May 22, '07, 4:34 pm
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Re: The Mudgie Bureau of Inspections, Licenses and Permits
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Hello! Ready to inspect some prime, aged meat?
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cooked medium? May take a while, I have to be thorough, you know 
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"And the angel said to her 'Hail, full of grace, the Lord is with you." (Luke 1:28)
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May 22, '07, 4:35 pm
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Re: The Mudgie Bureau of Inspections, Licenses and Permits
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Originally Posted by jmcrae
I and WanderAimlessly are the Liturgy Police. (Our Motto: AAAHH!! NOOO!! YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG!!!)
Wander will be handling the TLMs, and I will be handling the Paul VI Masses. |
Your secondary motto: "whatever you're THINKING of doing - it's all wrong!"
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The month of August is traditionally dedicated to the Immaculate Heart of Mary
"And the angel said to her 'Hail, full of grace, the Lord is with you." (Luke 1:28)
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May 22, '07, 4:36 pm
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Re: Mudgie Bureau of Inspections, Licenses and Permits
Your call is very important to us. We all hate our jobs, and we have left the building to get some beer to drown the sorrows of our miserable unfulfilled lives. Please hold the line until a sober service representative is available. We estimate that a chirpy girl who is too young to realize that she will never amount to anything important in this life, will be chewing gum in your ear live from our telephone answering service in Bangladesh in four hours, thirty two minutes, and fifteen seconds - assuming she doesn't take any longer than she usually does, to paint her toenails. Please be advised that if you hang up and try again, she will simply ignore you.
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According to Quentin Tarentino, (Kill Bill Volume 2) Clark Kent is Superman's opinion of the human race. It occurs to me that, using the same logic, Jesus of Nazareth is God's.
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May 22, '07, 4:38 pm
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Re: The Mudgie Bureau of Inspections, Licenses and Permits
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cooked medium? May take a while, I have to be thorough, you know |
Right now it's raw, and hanging in the aging room to age. Can be cooked any way you like it.
Mudgie-in-training and freelance sparkle/coffee grinds sprinkler
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May 22, '07, 4:39 pm
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Re: The Mudgie Bureau of Inspections, Licenses and Permits
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Your secondary motto: "whatever you're THINKING of doing - it's all wrong!"
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Yes -quite so!!
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According to Quentin Tarentino, (Kill Bill Volume 2) Clark Kent is Superman's opinion of the human race. It occurs to me that, using the same logic, Jesus of Nazareth is God's.
Tiber Swim Team - Class of 2001
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May 22, '07, 4:40 pm
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Re: Mudgie Bureau of Inspections, Licenses and Permits
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Originally Posted by jmcrae
Your call is very important to us. We all hate our jobs, and we have left the building to get some beer to drown the sorrows of our miserable unfulfilled lives. Please hold the line until a sober service representative is available. We estimate that a chirpy girl who is too young to realize that she will never amount to anything important in this life, will be chewing gum in your ear live from our telephone answering service in Bangladesh in four hours, thirty two minutes, and fifteen seconds - assuming she doesn't take any longer than she usually does, to paint her toenails. Please be advised that if you hang up and try again, she will simply ignore you.
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The month of August is traditionally dedicated to the Immaculate Heart of Mary
"And the angel said to her 'Hail, full of grace, the Lord is with you." (Luke 1:28)
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