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Jul 4, '07, 6:22 am
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Why did God create...
Try to come up with reasons God created different things. The funnier, the better
Ex. Why did God create giraffes?
answer: So the really, really tall trees could get pruned.
Here's one to start you off
Why did God create the duckbill platypus?
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Jul 4, '07, 7:00 am
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Re: Why did God create...
So that a creature would exist that would both amaze and amuse even the most expert of animal scientists 
Why did God create those pesky mosquitoes?
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Jul 4, '07, 7:02 am
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Re: Why did God create...
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Why did God create the duckbill platypus?
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I think God created the platypus just to make evolutionism look stupid.
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Jul 5, '07, 1:04 pm
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Re: Why did God create...
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So that a creature would exist that would both amaze and amuse even the most expert of animal scientists
Why did God create those pesky mosquitoes? |
Maybe it was simply to bug certain segments of two-legged irritants.
Why did God create pigs?
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Jul 5, '07, 1:18 pm
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Re: Why did God create...
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He did not.
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Jul 5, '07, 3:07 pm
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Re: Why did God create...
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He needed some animal to drive the demons into (cf. Matt.8:28-33)
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Jul 5, '07, 3:19 pm
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Re: Why did God create...
Why did God create angels?
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Jul 5, '07, 4:19 pm
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Re: Why did God create...
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Why did God create angels?
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To give humans some healthy sibling rivalry to inspire us in the holiness stakes
Why did God create the sloth bear?
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Jul 5, '07, 5:22 pm
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Re: Why did God create...
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To give humans some healthy sibling rivalry to inspire us in the holiness stakes
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Adam :  ....whats that yoke?
God : Its a ahhh.....ahhhh....(don't-rush-me) ahh ... a sloth.....noo ..no a bear...
HEY !!
Adam : Ok .. ok... a sloth bear. ok.
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Jul 6, '07, 8:50 pm
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Re: Why did God create...
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Adam : ....whats that yoke?
God : Its a ahhh.....ahhhh....(don't-rush-me) ahh ... a sloth.....noo ..no a bear...
HEY !!
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To give some poor scientists a distraction from the platypuses.
Why did God create the Solar System?
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Jul 7, '07, 7:39 am
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Re: Why did God create...
so that George Lucas would have an inspiration for Star Wars....
Why did God create England?
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Jul 7, '07, 4:48 pm
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Re: Why did God create...
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so that George Lucas would have an inspiration for Star Wars....
Why did God create England? |
It's beyond me...but he must have had a bloody good reason...
Why did God create women?
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Jul 7, '07, 5:15 pm
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Re: Why did God create...
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It's beyond me...but he must have had a bloody good reason...
Why did God create women?
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Same answer?  (Someone had to create Honey do lists.)
Why did God create termites?
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Jul 7, '07, 9:29 pm
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Re: Why did God create...
So we could complain about some stupid bug...
why did God create boys?
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Jul 7, '07, 10:03 pm
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Re: Why did God create...
To make girls look good in contrast.
Why did God create cockroaches?
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