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Sep 15, '07, 3:28 pm
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Join Date: April 30, 2007
Posts: 121
Religion: technically catholic
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Name Change Game
Follow the instructions to create a new name.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain
Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in
which
the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New
first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
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Sep 15, '07, 3:31 pm
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Junior Member
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Join Date: April 30, 2007
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Religion: technically catholic
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Re: Name Change Game
 i am Dinky Rhinobrains.
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Sep 16, '07, 8:31 pm
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Forum Supporter
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Join Date: April 5, 2007
Posts: 14,537
Religion: Catholic
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Re: Name Change Game
I'm a sleezy dippin-tush! 
My husband is a dorfus dippin-tush! 
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Sep 16, '07, 8:37 pm
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Join Date: October 4, 2006
Posts: 1,656
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Re: Name Change Game
Hello all! 
Sloopy Potty-Pants here! 
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