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Oct 6, '07, 3:23 am
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Curmudgeon Cruiseline: "Sit down, keep quiet and enjoy your cruise!"
Curmudgeon Cruislines proudly set off on our madien voyage!
You expect things to do, ask our staff if you are allowed to do what you want.....you've got another thing comin'!

This ain't no Love Boat!
Besides, Wander is on his cruise and why can't we have our own!
Bob, should be here soon with your morning coffee.
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Oct 6, '07, 3:32 am
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Re: Curmudgeon Cruiseline: "Sit down, keep quiet and enjoy your cruise!"
Oh, boy!!! A cruise. The only cruisin' I've ever done was in the parking lot at the Dairy Queen.
Coffee you want, coffee you got.   
Cloudy today with a high of 86 and a 30% chance of rain. We had a whopping .02" yesterday and .01" the day before.
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Oct 6, '07, 4:20 am
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Re: Curmudgeon Cruiseline: "Sit down, keep quiet and enjoy your cruise!"
Curmudgeon Cruiseline Theme
(sung to the Gillian's Island Theme)
Just sit right back & you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip
That started from the Forums port aboard the Mudgie ship.
The mate was on his own cruise, The skipper grumpy for sure.
The passengers set sail that week for a thousand thread tour,
A thousand thread tour
The weather was already rough, the Mudgie ship was peeved,
If not for the griping of the contankerous crew
The Mudgies would be lost,
The Mudgies would be lost.
The ship's stalled out on the Carribean Seas
With Wander,
Scott Grumpus too,
No millionaires nor their wives
The Bobster
Jenn and Carol Ann,
(and all the rest)
With Curmudgeon Cruiselines!.
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Oct 6, '07, 4:53 am
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Re: Curmudgeon Cruiseline: "Sit down, keep quiet and enjoy your cruise!"
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Originally Posted by Edwin1961
Curmudgeon Cruiseline Theme
(sung to the Gillian's Island Theme)
Just sit right back & you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip
That started from the Forums port aboard the Mudgie ship.
The mate was on his own cruise, The skipper grumpy for sure.
The passengers set sail that week for a thousand thread tour,
A thousand thread tour
The weather was already rough, the Mudgie ship was peeved,
If not for the griping of the contankerous crew
The Mudgies would be lost,
The Mudgies would be lost.
The ship's stalled out on the Carribean Seas
With Wander,
Scott Grumpus too,
No millionaires nor their wives
The Bobster
Jenn and Carol Ann,
(and all the rest)
With Curmudgeon Cruiselines!.
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Oct 6, '07, 5:00 am
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Re: Curmudgeon Cruiseline: "Sit down, keep quiet and enjoy your cruise!"
Bah!! Humbug!!!

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Oct 6, '07, 5:04 am
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Re: Curmudgeon Cruiseline: "Sit down, keep quiet and enjoy your cruise!"
You won't enjoy your cruise and won't like it. 
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Oct 6, '07, 5:33 am
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Re: Curmudgeon Cruiseline: "Sit down, keep quiet and enjoy your cruise!"
Our Entertainment Coordinator
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Oct 6, '07, 6:07 am
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Re: Curmudgeon Cruiseline: "Sit down, keep quiet and enjoy your cruise!"
Good Morning
Thanks for coffee ...
cool weather this morning...I like it
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Oct 6, '07, 6:12 am
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Re: Curmudgeon Cruiseline: "Sit down, keep quiet and enjoy your cruise!"
Tell him to come to my cabin and I'll fix him up with *****!!!!
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Oct 6, '07, 6:53 am
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Re: Curmudgeon Cruiseline: "Sit down, keep quiet and enjoy your cruise!"
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Oct 6, '07, 8:08 am
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Re: Curmudgeon Cruiseline: "Sit down, keep quiet and enjoy your cruise!"
A cruise ship? With Mudgie Inquisition Pirates out there?
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Oct 6, '07, 9:04 am
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Re: Curmudgeon Cruiseline: "Sit down, keep quiet and enjoy your cruise!"
Is this Wander's cruise?
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Oct 6, '07, 12:08 pm
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Re: Curmudgeon Cruiseline: "Sit down, keep quiet and enjoy your cruise!"
Alla ya's sit down, shuddup, and enjoy the hot warm sunshine.
Here, drink dese umbrella drinks afore they either melt or Jimmy Buffett an da Coral Reefer Band shows up an drinks 'em all...
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Oct 6, '07, 12:50 pm
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Re: Curmudgeon Cruiseline: "Sit down, keep quiet and enjoy your cruise!"
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Originally Posted by brotherhrolf
A cruise ship? With Mudgie Inquisition Pirates out there?
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I guess the pirates are our alter ego. Maybe they'll attack. Besides, the pirate ship is supposed to inquisition those who don't want to be Mudgies.
Quote:
Originally Posted by aimee
Is this Wander's cruise?
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It's his fantasy cruise.....
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Oct 6, '07, 12:52 pm
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Re: Curmudgeon Cruiseline: "Sit down, keep quiet and enjoy your cruise!"
Attention:
"We have just ran out of ice. So you'll just have to drink your drinks warm. Enjoy!"
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