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Oct 24, '07, 8:33 pm
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RPG: A Three Hour Tour
<If you are talking, please use plain text. If your character is talking, preface it with 'name + colon: Skipper. This eliminates confusion:>
Skipper: Step right up, folks, and board the S.S. Minnow for a three hour fun tour! No need to take a lunch; we'll be back for lunch! Enjoy these beautiful seas and this glorious weather!
Put on a life jacket and come on board! Introduce yourselves! This is Gilligan, first mate!
Gilligan: Hi!
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"on God call thou, thine own are sins, merits are God’s. Punishment to thee is owing, and when reward shall have come, His own gifts He will crown, not thy merits."
-Augustine, Narrations on the Psalms, 71:18 sec 22
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Oct 24, '07, 8:35 pm
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Re: RPG: A Three Hour Tour
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Originally Posted by Truthstalker
<If you are talking, please use plain text. If your character is talking, preface it with 'name + colon: Skipper. This eliminates confusion:>
Skipper: Step right up, folks, and board the S.S. Minnow for a three hour fun tour! No need to take a lunch; we'll be back for lunch! Enjoy these beautiful seas and this glorious weather!
Put on a life jacket and come on board! Introduce yourselves! This is Gilligan, first mate!
Gilligan: Hi!
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Professor: Excuse me, do you have enough room on board for all of my scientific cases? I may need them while we are sailing around the bay.
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Oct 24, '07, 8:38 pm
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Re: RPG: A Three Hour Tour
Skipper: Welcome aboard, Perfesser! Gilligan, help him with his cases!
Gilligan: Aye, aye, sir!
Skipper: Gilligan!
"It seems that some of the Professor's cases didn't quite make it on board."
Gilligan: Sorry about that.
Skipper: So what is in these cases, anyway?
Gilligan: I think some of them have a lot of seawater, sir.
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"on God call thou, thine own are sins, merits are God’s. Punishment to thee is owing, and when reward shall have come, His own gifts He will crown, not thy merits."
-Augustine, Narrations on the Psalms, 71:18 sec 22
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Oct 24, '07, 8:41 pm
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Re: RPG: A Three Hour Tour
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Originally Posted by Truthstalker
Skipper: Welcome aboard, Perfesser! Gilligan, help him with his cases!
Gilligan: Aye, aye, sir!
Skipper: Gilligan!
"It seems that some of the Professor's cases didn't quite make it on board."
Gilligan: Sorry about that.
Skipper: So what is in these cases, anyway?
Gilligan: I think some of them have a lot of seawater, sir.
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Ginger: Do you mind if I bring four trunks full of glamorous clothing? I may need to change a couple of hundred times while we are sailing around today.
Professor: I don't think that would be fair if you can't take all of my cases!
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Oct 25, '07, 12:46 pm
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Re: RPG: A Three Hour Tour
Mr. Howell: I'm Thurston Howell III, the richest man in the world. I personally own several yachts that have swimming pools big enough to float the Minnow in. But for some inexplicable reason I want to take this steerage-class cruise today, and I'm bringing most of my money with in cash Try not to dump it overboard, Gilligan!
Lovey: Where's Isaac? I want a piña colada.
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Oct 25, '07, 7:01 pm
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Re: RPG: A Three Hour Tour
Skipper: Here, let me take that. Gilligan, go down and find space for all this luggage. We still have plenty of room for whoever wants to come.
Sergeant Schultz: I know nothing!
Skipper: You, too, sir. Come on board. Sorry, Ma'am but no drinks on the cruise.
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"on God call thou, thine own are sins, merits are God’s. Punishment to thee is owing, and when reward shall have come, His own gifts He will crown, not thy merits."
-Augustine, Narrations on the Psalms, 71:18 sec 22
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Oct 26, '07, 4:02 am
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Re: RPG: A Three Hour Tour
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...Skipper: You, too, sir. Come on board. Sorry, Ma'am but no drinks on the cruise.
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Lovey (doing her best Lucy Ricardo sob): WAAAAAH!
Mr Howell: How dare you upset my wife, Captain! Professor, I'll give you a million dollars if you can make my Lovey a piña colada. I've heard you can make anything except a working radio out of cocoanuts and seawater in less than half an hour, including commercials.
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Oct 26, '07, 6:59 pm
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Re: RPG: A Three Hour Tour
Skipper: Sir, I -
Gilligan: Here is a pina colada. You can pay me!
Skipper: Gilligan! "pause" Well, it's about time to shove off. This is a beautiful bay. I'll steer for the center and you can get a panoramic view ------
Skipper: The weather's getting rough.
Gilligan: But this tiny ship is tossed.
Skipper: You mean tough. This tiny ship is tough.
Glligan; I think it is tossed.
Gilligan: Don't worry, we are fearless!
Skipper: We are a courageous and able crew!
Gilligan: What is that grinding sound?
Skipper: Sand, I think, on the bottom of the boat, or coral.
Gilligan: Here comes another wave!
Skipper: Hang on!
Gilligan: What is that?
Skipper: It's a tree! A palm tree!
Gilligan: I think we've landed.
Skipper: Ok, everyone, I think we've beached safely. As soon as the rain stops we'll have a look around and see where we are. It can't be that far from the docks.
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"on God call thou, thine own are sins, merits are God’s. Punishment to thee is owing, and when reward shall have come, His own gifts He will crown, not thy merits."
-Augustine, Narrations on the Psalms, 71:18 sec 22
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Oct 26, '07, 11:16 pm
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Re: RPG: A Three Hour Tour
[brief flashback]
Mr Howell pays Gilligan, Lovey drinks piña colada. While weather gets rough and tiny ship gets tossed, Gilligan accidentally tosses money overboard and Lovey tosses her lunch.
[/brief flashback]
Skipper: You know what those palm trees put me in the mood for? Cocoanut cream pie! Hey, wait a minute... We forgot Mary Ann! Who's going to make my pie?
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Oct 27, '07, 3:20 am
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Re: RPG: A Three Hour Tour
Mary Ann: "I'm here Skipper! I got a late start from Kansas. Auntie Em and Uncle Henry wanted me to slop the pigs and gather the eggs before going on this trip."
Skipper: "I have a hankering for a coconut cream pie.
Mary Ann: I hope I can bake you one. I'm not sure how to make one. I can make ou some corn muffins and scrambled eggs if you like?
Gilligan: I could eat a horse right about now.
Thurston Howell III: Not one of my polo ponies you don't!
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Oct 27, '07, 3:22 am
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Re: RPG: A Three Hour Tour
I just got the First Season on DVD, so thr RPG will be most interesting! Somebody already mentioned Sgt. Schultz, so I can JUST imagine where this is all leading to!
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Oct 27, '07, 7:57 am
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Re: RPG: A Three Hour Tour
Skipper: Ok, everybody! Let's sound off and report health. Is everyone ok? Did we lose anyone in the storm?
Sergeant Schultz: I know nothing!
Skipper: Is everybody ok?
Gilligan: Here, sir! Condition normal!
Skipper: Well, considering.
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Remember the Persecuted Church.
"on God call thou, thine own are sins, merits are God’s. Punishment to thee is owing, and when reward shall have come, His own gifts He will crown, not thy merits."
-Augustine, Narrations on the Psalms, 71:18 sec 22
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Oct 27, '07, 1:02 pm
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Re: RPG: A Three Hour Tour
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Originally Posted by Truthstalker
Skipper: Ok, everybody! Let's sound off and report health. Is everyone ok? Did we lose anyone in the storm?
Sergeant Schultz: I know nothing!
Skipper: Is everybody ok?
Gilligan: Here, sir! Condition normal!
Skipper: Well, considering.
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Professor: I'm fine.
Ginger: I'm ok Skipper
Mary Ann: I'm just a bit shanken but alright.
Mr. Howell: Considering that I'm stranged, I'm fine.
Mrs. Howell: Fine.
As the Skipper and Gilligan look to scout the island.....
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Oct 27, '07, 1:32 pm
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Re: RPG: A Three Hour Tour
Skipper: Gilligan and I need to look at the boat. Why don't you others look around for a road or power lines or something? Two of you go up the beach that way, another two that way, and two head inland? If you find something, come back immediately. Try to be back in fifteen minutes.
Gilligan: That makes eight of us. There are seven of us.
Skipper: You're forgetting Sargeant Schultz.
Schultz: I know nothing!
Gilligan: right.
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Remember the Persecuted Church.
"on God call thou, thine own are sins, merits are God’s. Punishment to thee is owing, and when reward shall have come, His own gifts He will crown, not thy merits."
-Augustine, Narrations on the Psalms, 71:18 sec 22
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Oct 27, '07, 5:35 pm
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Re: RPG: A Three Hour Tour
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Skipper: Gilligan and I need to look at the boat. Why don't you others look around for a road or power lines or something? Two of you go up the beach that way, another two that way, and two head inland? If you find something, come back immediately. Try to be back in fifteen minutes.
Gilligan: That makes eight of us. There are seven of us.
Skipper: You're forgetting Sargeant Schultz.
Schultz: I know nothing!
Gilligan: right.
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Professor: (rolls his eyes  ) I don't know who's worse, Sgt. Schultz or Gilligan?
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