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Exclamation A Curmudgeon Lent: 40 days in the Confessional

With the way us Mudgies are, I would say we need time there
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Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Psssstt... pssss... psss... sss... pssszzzpsss... mumble... psssmumble... psssstt... pssss... psss... sss... pssszzzpsss... mumble... psssmumble... psssstt... pssss... psss... sss... pssszzzpsss... mumble... psssmumble.

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May I inquire...who is the priest?
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Father Guido Sarducci of course.

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Or Cardinal Fang!
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Just for you wanders....I am sure he will give you great penances.

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At least Rasputin had the gift of healing.
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Father, bless me for I have sinned. I have committed the sin of murder....I just killed the Mugie thread! Now what....????
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Bless you my child, killing a thread is not grave matter and in some cases, it is necessary. For your penance you must go out your front door and smile at the first child who comes along. Please make a good Act of Contrition while I give you the Absolution.
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Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I sprinkled Angelic Sparkles in the old Mudgie thread.
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