You might be an ex-?
You might be an ex-Pentecostal if:
You ever donated more than twenty crates of denim dresses to a second-hand store;
It feels funny putting your hands lower than your head when you pray;
You feel guilty when you get a haircut(female) or go a day without shaving your upper lip (male);
You ever wrote Amen or Halleluiah on a credit or job application.
You might be an ex-Baptist if:
You were listening to a folk music program on public radio and a knock came at the door so you flipped the dial to the news before answering;
You might be an ex-Jehovah's Witness if:
You automatically picked up 45 bulletins after Mass and handed them out door-to-door on the way home.
Ár n-athair, atá ar neamh, Go naofar d'ainm. Go tdaga do riocht.Go ndéantar do thoil ar an talamh, Mar dhéantar ar neamh. Ár n-arán lathiúl tabhair dúinn inniú, Agus maith dúinn ár bhfiacha, Mar mhaithimid dár bhfeichiúnaithe féin. Agus n'a lig sinn I gcathú, ach saor sinn ó olc. Amen.