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Apr 19, '08, 3:01 pm
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Pastor's Business Card
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22)
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Apr 19, '08, 3:29 pm
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Join Date: May 10, 2005
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Re: Pastor's Business Card
Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm just curious..... Did the Judaizers think that they were "a cut above the rest"? Think about it.... 
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Apr 19, '08, 3:53 pm
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Join Date: November 24, 2007
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Re: Pastor's Business Card
Nice! 
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Apr 20, '08, 12:46 pm
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Re: Pastor's Business Card
Thats great!
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Non nobis, Domine, non nobis, sed nomine Tu o da gloriam!
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Apr 20, '08, 3:47 pm
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Join Date: February 1, 2006
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Re: Pastor's Business Card
One that I've heard before, but still a ripsnorter ...
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The month of August is traditionally dedicated to the Immaculate Heart of Mary
"And the angel said to her 'Hail, full of grace, the Lord is with you." (Luke 1:28)
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Apr 20, '08, 3:58 pm
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Join Date: February 26, 2006
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Re: Pastor's Business Card
Good one, Daniel!
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Apr 20, '08, 5:37 pm
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Re: Pastor's Business Card
I guess there's nothing wrong with putting that in our Church Bulletin, is there?
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I'm just curious..... Did the Judaizers think that they were "a cut above the rest"? Think about it....
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