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May 3, '08, 5:46 pm
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Knock-knock thread
Provide the set-up for a knock-knock joke. The next person provides a punchline and the next set-up:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I'm a Russian.
I'm a Russian who?
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May 3, '08, 7:10 pm
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Re: Knock-knock thread
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Originally Posted by awfulthings9
Provide the set-up for a knock-knock joke. The next person provides a punchline and the next set-up:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I'm a Russian.
I'm a Russian who?
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I'm a rushin to answer this.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Telemann.
Telemann who?
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May 3, '08, 7:18 pm
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Re: Knock-knock thread
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Originally Posted by Joe Kelley
I'm a rushin to answer this.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Telemann.
Telemann who?
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Telemann to be nice to a woman.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange,
Orange who?
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May 3, '08, 9:03 pm
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Re: Knock-knock thread
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Originally Posted by LRThunder
Telemann to be nice to a woman.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange,
Orange who?
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Orange you glad I started this thread?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
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May 3, '08, 9:44 pm
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Re: Knock-knock thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by awfulthings9
Orange you glad I started this thread?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
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Pul-eeze don't start a thread like this again!  (Just kidding!)
Knock, knock?
Who's there?
Sunshine.
Sunshine who?
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May 5, '08, 9:02 am
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Re: Knock-knock thread
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Originally Posted by Tonks40
Pul-eeze don't start a thread like this again! (Just kidding!)
Knock, knock?
Who's there?
Sunshine.
Sunshine who? |
Son, shine a light over here for me.
KK
WT
Interrupting Cow
Interrupting Cow who?
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