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Old Jun 18, '08, 11:34 am
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So, let's hear your favorite false dichotomies!

Will you contribute to this thread? Or, are you a lazy, no-good nincompoop?
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I would contribute, but I'm trying to decide whether to order take-out lunch or starve to death.
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I would post an answer, but I am posting over in the other forums.
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Was I a moron to think this was funny or do I wear blue often?
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If you're one of those Catholics who cares about the truth, the teachings of the church, the liturgy etc. then you're not one who loves other people.

Something that is your 'favorite' can't also be something that makes you want to tear your hair out every time you see it.
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Is it hot in here or am I getting old?
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A common one in contemporary thought: If one remains or becomes an orthodox Catholic, then he is a superstitious, non-reasoning anachronist.
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A common one in contemporary thought: If one remains or becomes an orthodox Catholic, then he is a superstitious, non-reasoning anachronist.
Along this line, it is also believe that either being, or becoming, a Catholic means that one gives up one's ability to think, and "blindly" follows everything one is told to believe.
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Peter can't be the Rock because Jesus is the Rock!
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Peter can't be the Rock because Jesus is the Rock!
I thought Dwayne Johnson was The Rock.
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I thought Dwayne Johnson was The Rock.
Dwayne can't be the Rock because Peter is the Rock, and Peter can't be the Rock because Jesus is the Rock.
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Dwayne can't be the Rock because Peter is the Rock, and Peter can't be the Rock because Jesus is the Rock.
Well, I know the Rock of the Rock is OZ-FM.
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