Catholic Humor

[Wynn]

Subject: Catholic shampoo



While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section.
One asked the other if she would like a beer. The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it.

The first nun replied that she would handle that without a prob- lem. She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier had a very surprised look, so the nun said, 'This is for
washing our hair.'

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer.
''The curlers are on me.'

[brotherhrolf]

Aw gee. Hillaire Beloq said "Wherever the Catholic sun doth shine, there's music, laughter, and good red wine......At least I've always found it so, Benedicamus Domino.

[VeronicaAnne]

A GLORIOUS FAMILY

I like the story about three ministers and a priest who played
golf together every week. They decided to visit each other's
churches. So the following day, the three ministers showed up at
an early morning mass at their friend's church. There were no
empty pews, so they stood in the back.

When the priest saw them, he whispered to the little acolyte,
"Get three chairs for the Protestants." The boy looked stunned
and sat down.

The priest pointed in the back to where the clergy were standing
and repeated, "Get three chairs for the Protestants!" The
confused boy still stared back blankly.

Exasperated, the priest said emphatically, "PLEASE! Get three
chairs for the Protestants!"

The dismayed acolyte stood before the congregation and announced,

"Ladies and gentlemen. This is the first time it has ever been
done in this church, but let's all stand and give three cheers
for the Protestants!"

Perhaps it's time to give three cheers to those of another faith.
And while we're at it, let's applaud those of other cultures and
races, too! What a beautiful world it is when all are truly part
of one glorious family! And after all, if God doesn't love
variety, why is there so much of it?