Don't tell D. Brown!! (Crazy Catholic Conspiracies you "know" about)

[CatsAndDogs]

What "black-op" Catholic Conspiracies™ do YOU "know" about!?


Here's one I "know" about, in sketchy detail, from my "years" in the CIA (Catholic Inquisitors Agency):



(( Excerpted from memo VAT-Pp-"toot"[email]-1:1of2 )):
..Anyway, I hear the Vatican Super-Duper-Secret Libraries, three floors down from the Secret Libraries and encased in two 10 foot thick concrete walls with a 10 foot wide gap between them filled with a 10 foot thick layer of puree'd Peep (humanely "puree'd" of course), have pictures of said mummy, as well as the actual (though somewhat "carmelized") Peep-mummy of Peepankhamun.

..as well as various other Peep celebrities of ages past.

(( Pssst! Don't tell anybody I told you about the Super-Duper-Secret Libraries, or the both of us will get targetted as "bad people" by the Albino-protectorate division of Opus Dei. So keep your traps QUIET, OK!? ))



(( Excerpted from memo VAT-Pp-"toot"[email]-1:2of2 )):
P.S.: Yes, they do have to have the Orkin Man out rather often.

(( ..and NO, I don't work for Orkin! ))

On a "nifty" side note, about Orkin and the Vatican:

It says on the Orkin website that they've been "Keeping pests in their place for over a hundred years!", but what most people DON'T know is that that "OVER a hundred years" is really OVER 1500 years!

Yes, since the time of Pope St. Leo the Great (the 440's), and the Attila and Genseric episodes, Orkin (layman and "officially unacknowledged" Saint by martyrdom) and his "people" have been keeping "pests" out of Rome.

The "Orkin Man" (code name for St. Orkin's "people") has also diversified into other endeavors to help defray expenses for their holy work in and around the Vatican and most other Holy Sites worldwide.

Don't tell Dan Brown!

(( ..or, once again, the albino's 'll getcha! ))

(( End of excerpts from memo VAT-Pp-"toot"[email]-1:2tot ))



So, what clandestine "knowledge" do YOU have to share in this den of anonymity?

[JFT]

Originally Posted by CatsAndDogs

What "black-op" Catholic Conspiracies™ do YOU "know" about!?


Here's one I "know" about, in sketchy detail, from my "years" in the CIA (Catholic Inquisitors Agency):



(( Excerpted from memo VAT-Pp-"toot"[email]-1:1of2 )):
..Anyway, I hear the Vatican Super-Duper-Secret Libraries, three floors down from the Secret Libraries and encased in two 10 foot thick concrete walls with a 10 foot wide gap between them filled with a 10 foot thick layer of puree'd Peep (humanely "puree'd" of course), have pictures of said mummy, as well as the actual (though somewhat "carmelized") Peep-mummy of Peepankhamun.

..as well as various other Peep celebrities of ages past.

(( Pssst! Don't tell anybody I told you about the Super-Duper-Secret Libraries, or the both of us will get targetted as "bad people" by the Albino-protectorate division of Opus Dei. So keep your traps QUIET, OK!? ))



(( Excerpted from memo VAT-Pp-"toot"[email]-1:2of2 )):
P.S.: Yes, they do have to have the Orkin Man out rather often.

(( ..and NO, I don't work for Orkin! ))

On a "nifty" side note, about Orkin and the Vatican:

It says on the Orkin website that they've been "Keeping pests in their place for over a hundred years!", but what most people DON'T know is that that "OVER a hundred years" is really OVER 1500 years!

Yes, since the time of Pope St. Leo the Great (the 440's), and the Attila and Genseric episodes, Orkin (layman and "officially unacknowledged" Saint by martyrdom) and his "people" have been keeping "pests" out of Rome.

The "Orkin Man" (code name for St. Orkin's "people") has also diversified into other endeavors to help defray expenses for their holy work in and around the Vatican and most other Holy Sites worldwide.

Don't tell Dan Brown!

(( ..or, once again, the albino's 'll getcha! ))

(( End of excerpts from memo VAT-Pp-"toot"[email]-1:2tot ))



So, what clandestine "knowledge" do YOU have to share in this den of anonymity?

I don't know if this will count, but I hear that the Louvre is secretly paying for a commission to depict D.Brown and his "mentors" as they really look before they put on their faces in the morning. It could be that they've been hatching up too many conspiracies.