New game: You know it's bad when...

Jennifer G. · #1 Sep 27, '08, 4:06 pm

...at the end of your wedding Mass, ominous thunder rumbles in the background.

(yes, that happened for a couple today when I was at church for confession! - I thought it was the photographer taking pictures, then it thundered.

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You know it's bad when...

LilyM · #2 Sep 27, '08, 4:31 pm

Your grocer refuses to sell you green bananas ...

stbruno · #3 Sep 27, '08, 5:36 pm

You know it's bad when you just frosted a cake and when you go back into the kitchen half the frosting is missing.....and you dog looks very guilty.....

Catholic90 · #4 Sep 27, '08, 6:27 pm

You are aware you cat has done his business in the litter box by smell. You verify the toostie roll-like contents are there and go to get a plastic bag to scoop it into. You return to find the dog standing there looking at you with litter around his mouth and the box is clean......

(this happens more than I like to admit at my house with 5 litter boxes and 3 cats.....)

stbruno · #5 Sep 27, '08, 6:33 pm

You know its bad when you walk into the house and all the clocks are blinking and the basement smells musty....only to find that the sump pump went out when the power went out. Yeessh!

VivienneJ · #6 Sep 28, '08, 11:28 am

. . . the large worm turns out to be a small snake

. . . which you have to kill because there's no one else around except your 4 month old baby, which is why you have to kill the snake

stbruno · #7 Sep 29, '08, 8:55 pm

.....when you get to work and look down and you are wearing 2 different shoes and you have a formal presentation to give in 30 minutes and your commute is 60 min.

strngrnrth · #8 Sep 29, '08, 9:02 pm

When you work alone for the first seven of your eight hour shift, and your job includes but is not limited to cleaning, with a large institutional kitchen as a major part of the turf, and you are tired and loaf and look up and it's five hours into your shift. You enter the kitchen and find it's ten times dirtier and at least somewhat larger than normal, and as you try to start somewhere you hear day shift walking in the door.
(dream I had

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stbruno · #9 Sep 30, '08, 6:12 am

When at the end of the month you have more bills than money to pay them.

Nickkname · #10 Sep 30, '08, 6:22 am

You know it's bad when the titles of broom and gride are changed to party A and party B.

LilyM · #11 Sep 30, '08, 7:38 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickkname

You know it's bad when the titles of broom and gride are changed to party A and party B.

And you know it's REALLY bad when they're changed to 'plaintiff' and 'defendant'

... or when instead of 'you may now kiss the bride' the celebrant ends with 'and may God have mercy on your souls'

yellowbird · #12 Sep 30, '08, 11:48 am

... one of my children says, "Here is a note from my teacher.. but first, let me explain.. "

Nickkname · #13 Sep 30, '08, 12:02 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by LilyM

And you know it's REALLY bad when they're changed to 'plaintiff' and 'defendant'

... or when instead of 'you may now kiss the bride' the celebrant ends with 'and may God have mercy on your souls'

LOL

You know it's bad when the Priest doesn't stop doing liturgical abuses after being warned not to, and than, when the Bishop comes for a surprise visit, he actually manages to deceive him. (That actually happened at my home parish)

stbruno · #14 Oct 1, '08, 5:27 pm

You know it's bad when you look outside and your driveway is now the coastline.

Nickkname · #15 Oct 1, '08, 5:33 pm

You know it's bad when you're a guy and your doctor tells you you're pregnant.