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Nov 1, '08, 4:52 pm
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Happy Unbirthday Club
This club is ONLY for those people whose birthday is some other day than today (which applies 364.250 times a year).
We are the silent majority. We outnumber those birthday people 364:1. I say why do the birthday people get all the cake and the presents and the recognition???
Arise, unbirthday people! Cast off your chains.
Unless today is your birthday. Then you can join the Club tomorrow.
Happy unbirthday to us!!!!
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Nov 1, '08, 4:56 pm
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Re: Happy Unbirthday Club
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According to Quentin Tarentino, (Kill Bill Volume 2) Clark Kent is Superman's opinion of the human race. It occurs to me that, using the same logic, Jesus of Nazareth is God's. 
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Nov 1, '08, 5:13 pm
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Re: Happy Unbirthday Club
I thought this was another mudgie thread. 
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Nov 1, '08, 6:24 pm
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Re: Happy Unbirthday Club
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Pfui. Everyone is welcome unless it is their birthday, happy or sane, I mean, mudgie.
What's wrong with those lousy stinking no good birthday people anyway?
And that cake is stale and there isn't enough to go around and I don't like that kind of cake anyway.
But I am happy it is not my birthday! O, frolicsome gaiety! O happy day!
Bring on the balloons and the party hats. We will have to endure happiness. I can tough it out.
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Remember the Persecuted Church.
"on God call thou, thine own are sins, merits are God’s. Punishment to thee is owing, and when reward shall have come, His own gifts He will crown, not thy merits."
-Augustine, Narrations on the Psalms, 71:18 sec 22
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Nov 1, '08, 6:27 pm
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Re: Happy Unbirthday Club
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Pfui. Everyone is welcome unless it is their birthday, happy or sane, I mean, mudgie.
What's wrong with those lousy stinking no good birthday people anyway?
And that cake is stale and there isn't enough to go around and I don't like that kind of cake anyway.
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I got it out of the dumpster behind the Ritz and spent minutes of my own precious time microwaving it; doesn't that count for something? 
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But I am happy it is not my birthday! O, frolicsome gaiety! O happy day!
Bring on the balloons and the party hats. We will have to endure happiness. I can tough it out.
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According to Quentin Tarentino, (Kill Bill Volume 2) Clark Kent is Superman's opinion of the human race. It occurs to me that, using the same logic, Jesus of Nazareth is God's.
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Nov 1, '08, 6:31 pm
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Re: Happy Unbirthday Club
Maybe this IS another mudgie thread...... 
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-Augustine, Narrations on the Psalms, 71:18 sec 22
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Nov 1, '08, 6:35 pm
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Re: Happy Unbirthday Club
this was leftover from 2 days ago
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Nov 1, '08, 6:38 pm
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Re: Happy Unbirthday Club
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this was leftover from 2 days ago
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Where are the candles? And I checked your birthday. You are in. You are a GREETER so you can be the official greeter. Your job is to make sure none of those birthday people sneak in where they are not wanted. Your job in this club is to check their id. Except on your birthday.
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Remember the Persecuted Church.
"on God call thou, thine own are sins, merits are God’s. Punishment to thee is owing, and when reward shall have come, His own gifts He will crown, not thy merits."
-Augustine, Narrations on the Psalms, 71:18 sec 22
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Nov 1, '08, 6:42 pm
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Re: Happy Unbirthday Club
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I got it out of the dumpster behind the Ritz and spent minutes of my own precious time microwaving it; doesn't that count for something?
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Time to work on offices in this here club.
Jmcrae, chewchoo's cake looked better than yours. That means you can be the club cook. Such sound reasoning and application of logic will carry us forward into the future. Or somewhere.
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Remember the Persecuted Church.
"on God call thou, thine own are sins, merits are God’s. Punishment to thee is owing, and when reward shall have come, His own gifts He will crown, not thy merits."
-Augustine, Narrations on the Psalms, 71:18 sec 22
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Nov 1, '08, 6:50 pm
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Re: Happy Unbirthday Club
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Where are the candles? And I checked your birthday. You are in. You are a GREETER so you can be the official greeter. Your job is to make sure none of those birthday people sneak in where they are not wanted. Your job in this club is to check their id. Except on your birthday.
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JOB!!!!!?????????????????
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Nov 1, '08, 7:02 pm
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Re: Happy Unbirthday Club
Is this a time for an upside down cake? I was also wondering how to unblow out 50+ candles, or would they be smothered against the plate?
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Nov 1, '08, 8:56 pm
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Re: Happy Unbirthday Club
happy un birthday to you all!!! i will not be posting on novemeber the 8th, i will be turning 20 (oh no!) but after that you bet ill be posting! lol
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Nov 18, '08, 12:44 pm
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Re: Happy Unbirthday Club
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happy un birthday to you all!!! i will not be posting on novemeber the 8th, i will be turning 20 (oh no!) but after that you bet ill be posting! lol
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where r u?
Oh well! Happy UnBirthday to all who do not have a bday today 
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Nov 18, '08, 12:47 pm
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Re: Happy Unbirthday Club
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According to Quentin Tarentino, (Kill Bill Volume 2) Clark Kent is Superman's opinion of the human race. It occurs to me that, using the same logic, Jesus of Nazareth is God's.
Tiber Swim Team - Class of 2001
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Nov 18, '08, 7:03 pm
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Re: Happy Unbirthday Club
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Pfui. Overdoing it a bit, are we?
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Remember the Persecuted Church.
"on God call thou, thine own are sins, merits are God’s. Punishment to thee is owing, and when reward shall have come, His own gifts He will crown, not thy merits."
-Augustine, Narrations on the Psalms, 71:18 sec 22
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