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this was a joke told to me by my brother...

there was once a man who was being chased by a lion. then he got stuck in a dead end. he prayed "please make this lion a christian so he wont attack me..." then the lion fainted. minutes after the lion recovered and said:

"bless us o lord, and these thy gifts..." (for those who dont know, this prayer is prayed before eating meals)
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hehehehe that was good, needed a laugh.
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Sooo, what is this thread for?
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our friend here is sharing a joke with us! and a great joke at that! laughed my butt off!
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