Goffy made-up languages (or wacky english grammar) fun, anyone? (Conlang weirdness)

[CatsAndDogs]

Anyone wanna talk like pirates? Har...

What about like Yoda talking we might do?

Hau ubaut intresting weiz uv speling werdz?

Any crazy conlangers out there?

Does this (Zompist stuff) make your eyes bleed or your heart go pitty-pat?

(( Other stuff: Omniglot - Zompist ))


So,.. 'ya wanna mess wit da languages dat we tink we know, and see how close to unintelligible we'z can get widout makin' utter jibberish?

Har! Avast ye maties! Prepare t' be boarded!

[Lost Wanderer]

Um... random languages you say? Hmm...

Oh I know!

*waves a giant axe*

Lok'tar ogar!! For the Horde!! >8D

*runs off into battle*

[CatsAndDogs]

Originally Posted by Lost Wanderer

Um... random languages you say? Hmm...

Oh I know!

*waves a giant axe*

Lok'tar ogar!! For the Horde!! >8D

*runs off into battle*

Hmmm.. Methinks I've found a remnant of the Shadowclan, eh?

Remember you perhaps the great Khasha'an, prime blah-arranger of the old Irekei "Praklakar" (Shadowbane), and the slightly less old WoW "clan(s)"?

<chuckle, chuckle, chuckle, chuckle..>

[patrick457]

Yahkno, teyppeng on min compeutteuh un-meomaint-ago vez Aich vez eund wery conphuesed vez mey..."Wuyz evuryon in weyrde Aenglishe spraeching?" Francklei, wut yah'all are spreaching abowt dunncknoe Aich, surely. Yah'all hath mayden conphuese mey! Cannut yah spraech in murr clarie Aenglishe? thogth Aich.

...Thun realuyzed Aich, it vez Aich thet spraech in weyrde Aenglishe. Aich vez niver murr embarsde in min leiyf of mey.

[CatsAndDogs]

Originally Posted by patrick457

Yahkno, teyppeng on min compeutteuh un-meomaint-ago vez Aich vez eund wery conphuesed vez mey..."Wuyz evuryon in weyrde Aenglishe spraeching?" Francklei, wut yah'all are spreaching abowt dunncknoe Aich, surely. Yah'all hath mayden conphuese mey! Cannut yah spraech in murr clarie Aenglishe? thogth Aich.

...Thun realuyzed Aich, it vez Aich thet spraech in weyrde Aenglishe. Aich vez niver murr embarsde in min leiyf of mey.

Yauw! ..und Yah! Yuuz aenglishe bi praeti wiirdhe, awrait!

Haben sie ein bischien deutchen, prahapz?

My german is sehr bad, smutzliche (?), but so what? We're here to have fun mit dem lingentahken, eh?! <cough!>

My present study is of the irish, gaeilge, these days, and I'm playing around with the "odd" sentence structure of it, which is:

verb - subject (adjective) - [basket for everything except the object] - object (adjective).

..which means this:
The big man quickly took a small swallow.

..becomes this:
took - (The man - big) - quickly - (a swallow - small).


or, likewise:
The local railroad carried me efficiently to my regular job today.

..becomes:
Carried - (the railroad - local) - efficiently - (to my job - regular) - today - me.

(( Source of that info: Philo-Celtic Society ))

Now, ain't THAT loads of fun!?

Have I gotten used to it yet? No, being the lazy fellow that I am.

So, I'll give it a try now:

Talk try you wanna now this like?
(You wanna try to talk like this now?)

Ouch! That hurt...

[Auriel]

Ah went ta attair Catlic bard. Ah cuddint unnerstand a wurd thaze sed!


Ah bleeve thaze mus' be from some farn country. Nah, thaze could be Uhmurkin.......from the Nawth.

[CatsAndDogs]

Originally Posted by Auriel

Ah bleeve thaze mus' be from some farn country. Nah, thaze could be Uhmurkin.......from the Nawth.

They'em nawthunahs! Yuh juss CAIN truss 'em s'faruhz y'all cuhn thuhROWz'em!

NoewahduhMEEN?

(( Verduria ))

[Cavaille-Coll]

Ai wüd laik tu si a nü form uv rïten Inglish Þät wuz mor fonetik, so Þät Þoz hü dü not spik Inglish kan rid ït izier. Also Ai wüd laik tu restor Þu leter "Þorn," hwich ïz stïl yüzd ïn Aisländ.

[CatsAndDogs]

Originally Posted by Cavaille-Coll

Ai wüd laik tu si a nü form uv rïten Inglish Þät wuz mor fonetik, so Þät Þoz hü dü not spik Inglish kan rid ït izier. Also Ai wüd laik tu restor Þu leter "Þorn," hwich ïz stïl yüzd ïn Aisländ.

Bring back the olde Saxon, or Danelaw, ways of doing things, eh?

Let's see, if we bring back "þ-Þ" (thorn), then we have to bring back "ð-Ð" (eth) too, don't we!?

I'm OK with that.

We could just make everybody learn the IPA alphabet, I suppose, and have a REALLY fun time with non-standard orthography! <chuckle!>

[Cavaille-Coll]

Originally Posted by CatsAndDogs

I'm OK with that.

Þänks! I þink ðe wil laik ðat.