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Dec 9, '08, 10:20 am
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Join Date: August 13, 2007
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Religion: Catholic
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Biblical Quiz
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah: he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter: She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A. Ruth-less.
Q. Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
A. Nebuchadnezzar: he was on grass for seven years.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are mentioned in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a FURY. David’s TRIUMPH was heard throughout the land. HONDA…because the apostles were all in one ACCORD.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Sampson: He brought the house down.
Q. What and where is the first competitive sport mentioned in the Bible?
A. Baseball. The first three words of Genesis: “In the BIG- Inning“.
Q. What happened in that first baseball game?
A. Eve stole first, then Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and Angels were rained out.
Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
A. They were really put out.
Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out of the Garden?
A. They raised Cain.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David - He rocked Goliath to sleep.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise?
A. Turn right and go straight.
Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses, because he broke all 10 Commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around the Jordan: the banks were always overflowing.
Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
A. Because in Job 16: 12,1`4,16 we read: “I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up; and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me.”
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Q. Which bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn’t Noah go fishing with the other members of his family?
A. He only had two worms.
Q. Why couldn’t they play cards in the Ark?
A. Because Noah sat on the deck.
Q. Who were the smallest people in the Bible?
A. The Shuhites (shoe hights).
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Dec 9, '08, 7:24 pm
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Join Date: February 17, 2007
Posts: 578
Religion: other
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Re: Biblical Quiz
As corny as corn. Too cute! LOL
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Dec 9, '08, 7:32 pm
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Prayer Warrior
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Join Date: November 23, 2007
Posts: 3,534
Religion: Roman Catholic
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Re: Biblical Quiz
I neede that
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Dec 12, '08, 5:48 am
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Prayer Warrior
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Join Date: July 30, 2007
Posts: 1,031
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Re: Biblical Quiz
Me, too ! 
Thanks, SeanTom !
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Dec 19, '08, 8:04 pm
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Re: Biblical Quiz
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world, and lose his own soul?"  (Mark 8:36)
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Dec 26, '08, 7:51 pm
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Join Date: August 4, 2005
Posts: 5,473
Religion: Catholic
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Re: Biblical Quiz
Quote:
Originally Posted by SeanTom
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah: he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter: She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A. Ruth-less.
Q. Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
A. Nebuchadnezzar: he was on grass for seven years.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are mentioned in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a FURY. David’s TRIUMPH was heard throughout the land. HONDA…because the apostles were all in one ACCORD.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Sampson: He brought the house down.
Q. What and where is the first competitive sport mentioned in the Bible?
A. Baseball. The first three words of Genesis: “In the BIG- Inning“.
Q. What happened in that first baseball game?
A. Eve stole first, then Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and Angels were rained out.
Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
A. They were really put out.
Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out of the Garden?
A. They raised Cain.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David - He rocked Goliath to sleep.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise?
A. Turn right and go straight.
Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses, because he broke all 10 Commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around the Jordan: the banks were always overflowing.
Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
A. Because in Job 16: 12,1`4,16 we read: “I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up; and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me.”
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Q. Which bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn’t Noah go fishing with the other members of his family?
A. He only had two worms.
Q. Why couldn’t they play cards in the Ark?
A. Because Noah sat on the deck.
Q. Who were the smallest people in the Bible?
A. The Shuhites (shoe hights).
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Here's one that you've probably seen/read/heard before:
Q: Which has the smallest number of verses in the Bible?
A: Psalms 117 (it has only two).
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Jan 2, '09, 6:55 pm
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Join Date: October 1, 2008
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Re: Biblical Quiz
Quote:
Originally Posted by JFT
Here's one that you've probably seen/read/heard before:
Q: Which has the smallest number of verses in the Bible?
A: Psalms 117 (it has only two).
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Which chapter is the longest? (It's also in psalms.)
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Ps 86:11 "Teach me Lord, your way that I may walk in your truth, single-hearted and revering your name".
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Jan 2, '09, 7:09 pm
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Join Date: August 4, 2005
Posts: 5,473
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Re: Biblical Quiz
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Walsh
Which chapter is the longest? (It's also in psalms.)
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That's easy: Psalms 119 (only two away from the shortest).
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