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Jan 29, '09, 3:56 pm
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Fluffy the Threadkiller Rides Again
BLAM!!
Rats, I missed again. 
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According to Quentin Tarentino, (Kill Bill Volume 2) Clark Kent is Superman's opinion of the human race. It occurs to me that, using the same logic, Jesus of Nazareth is God's. 
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Jan 29, '09, 4:02 pm
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Re: Fluffy the Threadkiller Rides Again
*proceeds to loot corpses of zombies and stormtroopers, finding 350 gold, a standard-issue Imperial blaster, 13 blaster cartridges, and a "flare" scroll
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Jan 29, '09, 4:36 pm
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Re: Fluffy the Threadkiller Rides Again
We could just use the teleportation device and get Fluffy out of the way....then the Death Star will be ours! 
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Jan 29, '09, 4:54 pm
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Re: Fluffy the Threadkiller Rides Again
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Jan 29, '09, 4:59 pm
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Re: Fluffy the Threadkiller Rides Again
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Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Hmm, looks like Fluffy Jr. 
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Jan 29, '09, 6:18 pm
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Re: Fluffy the Threadkiller Rides Again
WARNING
this Thread Makes No Sense Unless You Read The Last Threadkillers Thread. If You Did, It Will Probably Make Even Less Sense.
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Remember the Persecuted Church.
"on God call thou, thine own are sins, merits are God’s. Punishment to thee is owing, and when reward shall have come, His own gifts He will crown, not thy merits."
-Augustine, Narrations on the Psalms, 71:18 sec 22
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Jan 29, '09, 6:26 pm
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Re: Fluffy the Threadkiller Rides Again
"Fluffy, A LITTLE LATE, pulls the yellow lever."
"Nothing happens."
Fluffy: (!!!!!!!!)
Gorilla: (You have to put the coins in the slot.)
"Sure enough, it is a coin operated thread killing Death Star. There is a slot for a quarter and one for a nickel, and a rather odd slot labeled "t" that obviously must be filled before the Lever Can Be Pulled."
"Fluffy waves tentacles in frustration."
Fluffy: (Does anyone have a quarter, a nickle, and a particular sandwich?)
"No one does. In frustration Fluffy eats everyone within reach."
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Thread: Marvin, I need help.
Marvin: No kidding. That will be five cents. The doctor is in.
Thread: All I have is a quarter and a dime and a tuna with mayo and pickle on ryle with an olive sandwich.
Marvin: It's useless. Absolutely useless. Beyond hope.
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"Leia and the Scriptwriter enter the laundry/shower/control room through the secret passage. Fluffy is busily stuffing the elephant down his beak.
Leia: Fluffy!
Fluffy: (Leia!)
"It seems that years ago they met on a church skiing retreat and have been pen pals ever since. There is a most tearful reunion."
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Remember the Persecuted Church.
"on God call thou, thine own are sins, merits are God’s. Punishment to thee is owing, and when reward shall have come, His own gifts He will crown, not thy merits."
-Augustine, Narrations on the Psalms, 71:18 sec 22
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Jan 29, '09, 6:37 pm
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Re: Fluffy the Threadkiller Rides Again
Slot labeled T for......tentacle? *rubs hands together and eyes up Fluffy*
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Jan 29, '09, 6:42 pm
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Re: Fluffy the Threadkiller Rides Again
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Slot labeled T for......tentacle? *rubs hands together and eyes up Fluffy*
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Ooops......When I copied the tuna....olive thing, it dropped out of the first section. It was supposed to say
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Sure enough, it is a coin operated thread killing Death Star. There is a slot for a quarter and one for a nickel, and a rather odd slot labeled "tuna with mayo and pickle on ryle with an olive sandwich." that obviously must be filled before the Lever Can Be Pulled."
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Pfui. 
Maybe I will send Leia your way to deal with you. 
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Remember the Persecuted Church.
"on God call thou, thine own are sins, merits are God’s. Punishment to thee is owing, and when reward shall have come, His own gifts He will crown, not thy merits."
-Augustine, Narrations on the Psalms, 71:18 sec 22
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Jan 29, '09, 8:08 pm
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Re: Fluffy the Threadkiller Rides Again
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Ooops......When I copied the tuna....olive thing, it dropped out of the first section. It was supposed to say
Pfui.
Maybe I will send Leia your way to deal with you. |
She can help me take down Fluffy.
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Jan 29, '09, 8:27 pm
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Re: Fluffy the Threadkiller Rides Again
*casts Flare
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Jan 29, '09, 9:06 pm
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Re: Fluffy the Threadkiller Rides Again
WHY! Do hot dogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns come in packages of 8?
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Pax!
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Jan 29, '09, 9:11 pm
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Re: Fluffy the Threadkiller Rides Again
*casts flare, blinding wildgraywolf temporalily- tempolarily- er, temporarily and grabs two hot dogs.
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Jan 29, '09, 9:18 pm
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Re: Fluffy the Threadkiller Rides Again
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Brotherhrolf picks up his marbles and goes home. Fluffy has a "rep" even before the Threadkiller's Thread. My apologies. 
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Jan 29, '09, 9:28 pm
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Re: Fluffy the Threadkiller Rides Again
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Brotherhrolf picks up his marbles and goes home. Fluffy has a "rep" even before the Threadkiller's Thread. My apologies. |
*casts "Flare" on Brotherhrolf, blinding him. Takes 2 of his marbles.
Problem solved
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