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Feb 23, '09, 7:02 pm
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How funny is this joke on a scale of 1 to 10
How funny is the following joke on a scale of one to ten:
Three brothers have tickets to a Yankees- Red Sox playoff game at Fenway. Unfortunatly, 3 really tall nuns are sitting in front of them. Wanting to make them feel uncomfortable so they'll leave, the first brother says, "You know, I want to go to Nebraska. There are only 100 nuns there.
The second brother replies, "Oh yeah? I want to go to Montana. Only 50 nuns there!"
Figuring they must be really uncomfortable by now, the last brother yells out, "Well, you guys go ahead. I am moving to Idaho. After all, there are only 25 nuns there!"
Finally, one of the nuns turn back to them, and, in the sweetest voice possible, says, "Why don't all three of you go to hell? There aren't any nuns there!" 
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Feb 23, '09, 8:15 pm
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Re: How funny is this joke on a scale of 1 to 10
I would give it a 4.
I think it's pretty funny. However, the fact that it gives off a negative idea of a nun could be harming to the faith and reassuring to those who think catholic's aren't awesome.
Not to sure about this joke. But i mean, thats just me!!!
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Feb 23, '09, 8:55 pm
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Re: How funny is this joke on a scale of 1 to 10
Pretty good if you ask me....8
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Feb 23, '09, 9:01 pm
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Re: How funny is this joke on a scale of 1 to 10
My sense of humor finds this funny...a 7. lol 
But why Nebraska? I'm a Husker here! 
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Feb 23, '09, 9:25 pm
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Re: How funny is this joke on a scale of 1 to 10
We need more Nuns in Denver...
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Feb 24, '09, 7:18 am
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Re: How funny is this joke on a scale of 1 to 10
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Feb 24, '09, 8:09 pm
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Re: How funny is this joke on a scale of 1 to 10
The nuns by us are Sox fans.
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Feb 24, '09, 10:41 pm
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Re: How funny is this joke on a scale of 1 to 10
They like Socks?
Do they make them?
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Mar 15, '09, 6:21 pm
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Re: How funny is this joke on a scale of 1 to 10
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Originally Posted by joeyman13
How funny is the following joke on a scale of one to ten:
Three brothers have tickets to a Yankees- Red Sox playoff game at Fenway. Unfortunatly, 3 really tall nuns are sitting in front of them. Wanting to make them feel uncomfortable so they'll leave, the first brother says, "You know, I want to go to Nebraska. There are only 100 nuns there.
The second brother replies, "Oh yeah? I want to go to Montana. Only 50 nuns there!"
Figuring they must be really uncomfortable by now, the last brother yells out, "Well, you guys go ahead. I am moving to Idaho. After all, there are only 25 nuns there!"
Finally, one of the nuns turn back to them, and, in the sweetest voice possible, says, "Why don't all three of you go to hell? There aren't any nuns there!" |
*holds up a 10 sign* Nice!
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Mar 18, '09, 11:44 am
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Re: How funny is this joke on a scale of 1 to 10
I've heard that one several times. I give it an 8! 
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Mar 20, '09, 3:30 pm
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Re: How funny is this joke on a scale of 1 to 10
Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyman13
How funny is the following joke on a scale of one to ten:
Three brothers have tickets to a Yankees- Red Sox playoff game at Fenway. Unfortunatly, 3 really tall nuns are sitting in front of them. Wanting to make them feel uncomfortable so they'll leave, the first brother says, "You know, I want to go to Nebraska. There are only 100 nuns there.
The second brother replies, "Oh yeah? I want to go to Montana. Only 50 nuns there!"
Figuring they must be really uncomfortable by now, the last brother yells out, "Well, you guys go ahead. I am moving to Idaho. After all, there are only 25 nuns there!"
Finally, one of the nuns turn back to them, and, in the sweetest voice possible, says, "Why don't all three of you go to hell? There aren't any nuns there!" |
Hahahahaha, I'd give it an 8. 
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