the corrupted wish game

[little_flower]

got a game for u all, goes like this:

the first person makes a wish. the next person grants the wish but with a condition that corrupts the wish. then that person posts their wish.. etc.

For example:
Person 1: i wish i was a bird.
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Person 2: granted! however... you're a penguin, so you can't fly, just waddle.

I wish I was tall
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Person 3: Granted, but you're so tall that you can't fit through doorways.

I wish.......

and so on....wanna play? i'll start:

i wish i could get some sleep.

[jimmy]

Originally Posted by little_flower

got a game for u all, goes like this:

the first person makes a wish. the next person grants the wish but with a condition that corrupts the wish. then that person posts their wish.. etc.

For example:
Person 1: i wish i was a bird.
----------------------------------
Person 2: granted! however... you're a penguin, so you can't fly, just waddle.

I wish I was tall
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Person 3: Granted, but you're so tall that you can't fit through doorways.

I wish.......

and so on....wanna play? i'll start:

i wish i could get some sleep.

I like how the game sounds.

granted, but you will not be rested when you awake.

I wish I had the inteligence of Aquinas.

[pnewton]

Originally Posted by jimmy

I like how the game sounds.

granted, but you will not be rested when you awake.

I wish I had the inteligence of Aquinas.

Granted, but you now have to read the entire Summa. (or you have been dead for 800 years)

I wish Jesus would return in His second-coming glory today.

[Scott_Lafrance]

Originally Posted by jimmy

I like how the game sounds.

granted, but you will not be rested when you awake.

I wish I had the inteligence of Aquinas.

Granted, you are as smart as George Aquinas.

I wish I was here.

[pnewton]

Originally Posted by Scott_Lafrance

Granted, you are as smart as George Aquinas.

I wish I was here.

Ganted. You are a pixel.

[jimmy]

Originally Posted by Scott_Lafrance

Granted, you are as smart as George Aquinas.

I wish I was here.

Granted, but you will be stuck in that spot for life.

[jimmy]

Originally Posted by pnewton

Granted, but you now have to read the entire Summa. (or you have been dead for 800 years)

I wish Jesus would return in His second-coming glory today.

That wish is a thread killer.

[little_flower]

ummm, guys, you're supposed to answer the one right before u, and then MAKE YOUR OWN WISH. very simple. oye.

[jimmy]

ummm, guys, you're supposed to answer the one right before u, and then MAKE YOUR OWN WISH. very simple. oye.

ok Since pnewton did not make a wish I will grant Scott' wish.

Originally Posted by Scott_Lafrance

Granted, you are as smart as George Aquinas.

I wish I was here.

Granted, you are in that spot for life.

I wish I knew who George Aquinas was.

[little_flower]

granted, but u find out he is an evil secret agent and you are subsequently killed because of this knowledge.

i wish my hair weren't curly so i didn't have to spend 3 hours straightening it.

[pnewton]

Originally Posted by little_flower

granted, but u find out he is an evil secret agent and you are subsequently killed because of this knowledge.

i wish my hair weren't curly so i didn't have to spend 3 hours straightening it.

Granted. It is perfectly straight.... and one half inch long.

I wish I would get a promotion.

(sorry for the thread killer last time)

[Scott_Lafrance]

Originally Posted by little_flower

i wish my hair weren't curly so i didn't have to spend 3 hours straightening it.

Granted, you are now bald.

I wish I were as pious as Pope John Paul II.

[pnewton]

Originally Posted by Scott_Lafrance

Granted, you are now bald.

I wish I were as pious as Pope John Paul II.

Granted, but you now have the responsibility for the whole world on your shoulders.

I still wish I would get a promotion.

[little_flower]

Originally Posted by pnewton

I wish I would get a promotion.

granted, but no one bothered explaining what the new job entails, and u are fired for failure to perform ur duties.

i wish i could see better.

[Scott_Lafrance]

Originally Posted by little_flower

i wish i could see better.

Granted, you can now see better than Nannospalax ehrenbergi.

I wish I could have a jello wrestling contest with Jenny McCarthy.