Recieving an inactive link - FAIL
Posting a question an a website and never getting a reply - FAIL
Train stations that change their destination time each time the clock reaches it - FAIL
Going into a catholic church and being spotted by an old protestant friend - FAIL
Going to your own church the day after and the word has spread to the ministers... FAIL

Dog sits on my feet while I'm cooking - then I turn and fall over her - FAIL
Get home from work and my dog has chewed up my letters - FAIL
Cat leaps from the kitchen work service to land on me -
- misses and gives me slash marks - FAIL
Fall asleep listening to worship music (hill song) on top volume with headphones - wake up half deaf - FAIL


