"Conclave" of Catholic Answers participants - Page 15

Michael C · #**211** Apr 7, '05, 1:31 pm

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Originally Posted by jrabs

Boy, I'm glad Roy's not cooking then. I was completely out of the chocolate loop, I guess. You lookin' to cook my hide, Lafrance?

Now we digress and are discussing cooking. I declare (Once more with no authority) that if I become Pope women will be forbidden from discussing cooking in the CA conclave. Although cooking itself will not be forbidden.

mommy · #**212** Apr 7, '05, 1:32 pm

so when the vote doesn't produce a pope, do the cigars give off black smoke? and white smoke from the cigar when a CA pope is picked?

NightRider · #**213** Apr 7, '05, 1:34 pm

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Originally Posted by mtr01

No no, you gotta have Zosimus in there somehow

I'm still with ya on this one, mtr01! Yup!!

jrabs · #**214** Apr 7, '05, 1:36 pm

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Originally Posted by Michael C

Now we digress and are discussing cooking. I declare (Once more with no authority) that if I become Pope women will be forbidden from discussing cooking in the CA conclave. Although cooking itself will not be forbidden.

so on with the vote - man with no apparent authority but big windpipes for grousing. man already.

NightRider · #**215** Apr 7, '05, 1:39 pm

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Originally Posted by jrabs

I am so very very sorry - I take you off my personal list but you're on the big list of everyone. Sister - guess what - You're now a Cardinal in the conclave. No leaving. Get voting.

PS - Love your posts - that's what got you on my list!

Thank you, my sister! I love your posts, too! But dang! I got the keys and I just gotta go! I'll come back later and vote then! (mea culpa) I'm just laughing way too hard to type anymore!!!!!!

NightRider · #**216** Apr 7, '05, 1:42 pm

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Originally Posted by Scott_Lafrance

This is the one that totally made me fall of my chair!!!!!! Love it, Scott!! I'm laughing so hard I just gotta log off for now! Now y'all stay busy while I'm gone, ya hear?

Lance · #**217** Apr 7, '05, 2:51 pm

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Originally Posted by Michael C

Only if you promise they will be armed with no more than they already have. I know you Lance, you'll have them in full body armor, night vision and you'll create an armored regiment.

ME?

My version of the Swiss Guard!

**Church Militant** · #**218** Apr 7, '05, 3:05 pm

This will be the uniform and armament for the women of the Swiss Guard and they will be referred to (reverently if ya know what's good for ya!) as The Sisters of Battle. They will not tolerate heresy and will have Laserweapons, plasma guns and microwave weapons as well as standard issue flame throwers.

This is their long range weapons system. It is known as an " Exorcist"

BTW all I am flattered and humbled. I am an unworthy servant...I have done only what was expected of me.

**Annunciata** · #**219** Apr 7, '05, 3:15 pm

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Originally Posted by Church Militant

This will be the uniform and armament for the women of the Swiss Guard and they will be referred to (reverently if ya know what's good for ya!) as The Sisters of Battle. They will not tolerate heresy and will have Laserweapons, plasma guns and microwave weapons as well as standard issue flame throwers.

This is their long range weapons system. It is known as an " Exorcist"

BTW all I am flattered and humbled. I am an unworthy servant...I have done only what was expected of me.

Well I'm glad it's blue...my favorite color! Good Job

NightRider · #**220** Apr 7, '05, 3:17 pm

Hey, I'm baaaaack and I wanna be a Battle Sister, ok? Where do I join up?

**Annunciata** · #**221** Apr 7, '05, 3:20 pm

I brought this over from the Clubhouse...

Just in case....

**Annunciata** · #**222** Apr 7, '05, 3:22 pm

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Originally Posted by NightRider

Hey, I'm baaaaack and I wanna be a Battle Sister, ok? Where do I join up?

I think that if that's what you want to be you can...except for the
High Office...???

**Church Militant** · #**223** Apr 7, '05, 3:22 pm

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Originally Posted by NightRider

Hey, I'm baaaaack and I wanna be a Battle Sister, ok? Where do I join up?

Just sign right here little sister!__________________________
You get to drive the new improves "Immolator" our APC

dsproule · #**224** Apr 7, '05, 3:26 pm

I say Fr. John Corapi. He is tough, knows that the American Church is in grave danger and is at times... a little scary, which is what A LOT of American priests and Bishops need... can we say EXCOMMUNICATION?!?!?!?!?!?

**Annunciata** · #**225** Apr 7, '05, 3:26 pm

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Originally Posted by mommy

so when the vote doesn't produce a pope, do the cigars give off black smoke? and white smoke from the cigar when a CA pope is picked?

I think these guys will give off any kind of smoke...