A prayer for a car that won't start
How to pray for a car that won't start. This works every time for me.
Say the following prayer:
God, so that I may do your will,
heal this vehicle of it's affliction
in Jesus's name,
I rebuke thee, daemons
who are keeping this car from starting.
In the name of the father, the son,
and the holy spirit, amen.
If it still doesn't start, pump the gas pedal three times and recite this prayer again.
If the car still doesn't start, hold the gas pedal on the floor, recite this prayer three times, and try it again while holding the pedal down. If it starts, let go of the gas pedal and say "Hail Mary!"
If the car still won't start, it must be God's will. Call a mechanic.