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Jul 7, '11, 3:26 am
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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" Hare to the Chef"? It sounds like someone is cooking up some more food puns. All I can say is: bone appetit.  |
... as we strive to continue along the straight and marrow path ...
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Jul 7, '11, 7:13 am
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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... as we strive to continue along the straight and marrow path ...
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I do have a Tendent-C to stray at times, but I'm always Rabbit about getting back on the path 
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Jul 7, '11, 6:13 pm
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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I do have a Tendent-C to stray at times, but I'm always Rabbit about getting back on the path |
Let's just hope that te path doesn't have any detours. Those might lead to some bum steers.
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Jul 7, '11, 6:30 pm
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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Let's just hope that te path doesn't have any detours. Those might lead to some bum steers. |
 Are we back to beecows
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Jul 7, '11, 10:11 pm
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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Are we back to beecows |
... and for a while there we all thought we'd made a queen escape... 
(*... I wonder how Poco is doing...  )
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Jul 8, '11, 4:59 am
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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... and for a while there we all thought we'd made a queen escape...
(*... I wonder how Poco is doing... ) |
Ace is always good to check behind you now and then. You never know what card is following you. 
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Jul 8, '11, 2:12 pm
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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Ace is always good to check behind you now and then. You never know what card is following you.
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Especially since there're so many jokers on the road anymore. 
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Jul 8, '11, 2:27 pm
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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Especially since there're so many jokers on the road anymore. |
I hear that your deck overlooks that road. Did you have a Jack that I could borrow some time?
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Jul 8, '11, 3:34 pm
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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I hear that your deck overlooks that road. Did you have a Jack that I could borrow some time? |
 Cut !
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Jul 8, '11, 6:24 pm
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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Cut !
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I'll see your Jacks and queens, and raise you four kings and four aces. I know, I know; it will make me look like a deuce. 
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Jul 8, '11, 6:38 pm
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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I'll see your Jacks and queens, and raise you four kings and four aces. I know, I know; it will make me look like a deuce. |
...said he with a poker face.
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Jul 8, '11, 6:57 pm
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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...said he with a poker face.
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Just so long as I don't get a poker in my face, I'll be just fine. 
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Jul 9, '11, 6:15 am
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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Just so long as I don't get a poker in my face, I'll be just fine. |
Does this make for a full house on this topic?
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Jul 9, '11, 10:15 am
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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Does this make for a full house on this topic?
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Not if the poker is missing - full , everywhere except around the fireplace ... I'm trying to give it to you straight .
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Jul 9, '11, 12:16 pm
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Re: Pun Thread VII
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Not if the poker is missing - full , everywhere except around the fireplace ... I'm trying to give it to you straight .
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Your answer leaves me Flush with excitement
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