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Old Jul 9, '11, 3:04 pm
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Your answer leaves me Flush with excitement
UH oh! Are we back to "bathroom" puns? Those tend to be all washed out.
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UH oh! Are we back to "bathroom" puns? Those tend to be all washed out.
True it does stall out at the Bathroom pun line, but let us not forget the Royal Flush. The I do try to deal strait, so it could be a strait flush
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True it does stall out at the Bathroom pun line, but let us not forget the Royal Flush. The I do try to deal strait, so it could be a strait flush
Bowlin'z a good awlturnitiv.

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let us not forget the Royal Flush.
'At muss be when the Queen'z mburrussed er angry, right? Er duz it meen her potty? {cackle}
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Bowlin'z a good awlturnitiv. ...
At first, I thought that would be a good way to skittle around the subject (unless we were to play a round of toilet duckpins ) ... ...

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... 'At muss be when the Queen'z mburrussed er angry, right? Er duz it meen her potty? {cackle}
I guess we could at least be thankful that whoever invented poker didn't call it a royal flash instead ...

could well give a new (worse) meaning to someone having "gone potty" too - couldn't it ?
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When papparazzi would inundate Princess Di with their cameras, all snapping pix of her at once, I guess that could qualify as a flash flood (?).
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When Prince William and his new Bride drove around on their Wedding Day in a car made to run on Wine would that be drinking and driving? Not that I'm driving at anything.
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When Prince William and his new Bride drove around on their Wedding Day in a car made to run on Wine would that be drinking and driving? Not that I'm driving at anything.
Nothing like braking the law...
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Nothing like braking the law...
Some folks auto be more car-full about that.
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Some folks auto be more car-full about that.
Good idea, too, to firmly clutch the steering wheel.
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Good idea, too, to firmly clutch the steering wheel.
Do make sure you'r not tired when you do. If you'r cold, wear a muffler.
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Do make sure you'r not tired when you do. If you'r cold, wear a muffler.
That message should resonate with everyone - It's the same advice mom used to give in the letters she wrote us (to date,...... I'm not sure if anyone ever rotor back though...)
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I'm not sure if anyone ever rotor back though...)
Youngsters are often not good at wheelding the pen...
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Youngsters are often not good at wheelding the pen...
... disk , disk , disk ... !
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Youngsters are often not good at wheelding the pen...
That's why as kids Mom often gave us a gear full about writing back.
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That's why as kids Mom often gave us a gear full about writing back.
In the case of college students, they spend their evenings and weekends carousing, then return to bed to crash. They don't even study or write their papers on time (all-nighters!), much less bother with letters.
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