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Old Feb 25, '12, 12:57 am
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As Consusion says "A Foolish Lady will ask more questions that a Wise Lady will dare to answer'!! Today,we have a very hot 'northerly" wind and about 38C .It was a hot night and even I could not be bothered to fry on the beach and look as red in the face as a "Londoner" on a foggy winters day in the summertime!!! So I spent applying for a "protective officer" which pays $50,000-min(a hand gun & uniform included) a year(well I can dream!!)--plan bee was as a movie/TV extra--pay?priceless!!
Did you know that the average male wage (ordinary time earnings) in Australia is $69,233 per annum. For women it is A$60,611 per annum..It seems protective services is being left behind. They must charge big rent on the gun! Go mining. Average wage for miners is six figures! Or else become a woman and get an extra ten grand.
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Old Feb 25, '12, 1:21 am
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You would allow a plaster on where there was once a limb?

I am shocked.

Is all of Britain as soft as you?

No wonder the Empire is no more.
At least she hired me!
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Old Feb 25, '12, 1:22 am
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Did you know that the average male wage (ordinary time earnings) in Australia is $69,233 per annum. For women it is A$60,611 per annum..It seems protective services is being left behind. They must charge big rent on the gun! Go mining. Average wage for miners is six figures! Or else become a woman and get an extra ten grand.
Do I get ten grand just for being a woman? Wow! I'm on the next plane!!
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Old Feb 25, '12, 3:42 am
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Bless you for your kindness, O Missy Zundrah! (signs name here) Just pass the cat chow and some gruel for me and the cats, please!
No. No.

Dear child Peggy. I switched the ink to the invisible kind. Come back, quickly.
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Old Feb 25, '12, 8:50 am
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No. No.

Dear child Peggy. I switched the ink to the invisible kind. Come back, quickly.
Even if the ink is invisible, I'll hire forensics to get her skin cells,and highlight the scratch marks where the pen stroked it to proved she signed.

You're no match for le great everlasting Tyrant Zundrah.
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Old Feb 25, '12, 8:52 am
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Do I get ten grand just for being a woman? Wow! I'm on the next plane!!
No you wont!

*locks the basement door and waves bacon in front of you*
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Old Feb 25, '12, 9:01 am
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Bless you for your kindness, O Missy Zundrah!
You are such a grateful slave. I may go lightly on you.

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(signs name here)
*rips out in villain laughter*

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Just pass the cat chow and some gruel for me and the cats, please!
Don't get demanding now.

*passes a bowl of ground bones for the kitties*
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Old Feb 25, '12, 9:12 am
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You would allow a plaster on where there was once a limb?
I could save my resources by waiting for the people to come around our street to fix pavements and roads, I could then dip Peggy's missing limb wounds into the boiling tarmac. Just like le old days.

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I am shocked.
Don't be overwhelmed by my generosity.

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Is all of Britain as soft as you?
On le contraire, I am one of the tender ones.

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No wonder the Empire is no more.
The Empire was split because of all the disputes over the stray kitties that Peggy left since she refused to neuter her moocha.
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Old Feb 25, '12, 9:26 am
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As Consusion says "A Foolish Lady will ask more questions that a Wise Lady will dare to answer'!!
Likewise a good politician knows to say "no comment".

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Today,we have a very hot 'northerly" wind and about 38C .It was a hot night and even I could not be bothered to fry on the beach and look as red in the face as a "Londoner" on a foggy winters day in the summertime!!! So I spent applying for a "protective officer" which pays $50,000-min(a hand gun & uniform included) a year(well I can dream!!)--plan bee was as a movie/TV extra--pay?priceless!!
Why you tease me with this kind of weather report?
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Old Feb 25, '12, 3:37 pm
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No. No.

Dear child Peggy. I switched the ink to the invisible kind. Come back, quickly.
Alas, Good, Gracious, Glamourous Queen Mum Granny, it may be too late for me. I feel myself being sucked up into the vortex, just like poor Dorothy of Kansas! At least, I found backpack type cat carriers, that I can stuff the Field Marshall and the Major into and carry on my person.

I'll leave word for Skip to finish your new "portrait," though.
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Old Feb 25, '12, 7:07 pm
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Alas, Good, Gracious, Glamourous Queen Mum Granny, it may be too late for me. I feel myself being sucked up into the vortex, just like poor Dorothy of Kansas! At least, I found backpack type cat carriers, that I can stuff the Field Marshall and the Major into and carry on my person.

I'll leave word for Skip to finish your new "portrait," though.
Skip is so talented. Just thinking about him makes me smile.

It is never too late. As Zundrah was leaving, I pasted a sign on her lovely behind which said "Kick Me!"
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Old Feb 25, '12, 8:37 pm
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It is never too late. As Zundrah was leaving, I pasted a sign on her lovely behind which said "Kick Me!"
So that would explain the boot prints on my butt and why I seemed to fly down the high street faster than usual today.
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Old Feb 25, '12, 8:44 pm
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Don't worry 99.
I've been talking to the Chief and agent 13.
We've arranged for Hymie to leave Zundrah in the tundra.


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Old Feb 25, '12, 8:48 pm
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Don't worry 99.
I've been talking to the Chief and agent 13.
We've arranged for Hymie to leave Zundrah in the tundra.


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Old Feb 25, '12, 9:15 pm
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Don't worry 99.
I've been talking to the Chief and agent 13.
We've arranged for Hymie to leave Zundrah in the tundra.


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