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Feb 24, '12, 11:57 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Please!
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Originally Posted by karoleck
As Consusion says "A Foolish Lady will ask more questions that a Wise Lady will dare to answer'!! Today,we have a very hot 'northerly" wind and about 38C .It was a hot night and even I could not be bothered to fry on the beach and look as red in the face as a "Londoner" on a foggy winters day in the summertime!!!  So I spent applying for a "protective officer" which pays $50,000-min(a hand gun & uniform included) a year(well I can dream!!)--plan bee was as a movie/TV extra--pay?priceless!! |
Did you know that the average male wage (ordinary time earnings) in Australia is $69,233 per annum. For women it is A$60,611 per annum..It seems protective services is being left behind. They must charge big rent on the gun! Go mining. Average wage for miners is six figures! Or else become a woman and get an extra ten grand. 
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Feb 25, '12, 12:21 am
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Re: Ignore This, Please!
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Originally Posted by John21652
You would allow a plaster on where there was once a limb?
I am shocked.
Is all of Britain as soft as you?
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At least she hired me!
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Feb 25, '12, 12:22 am
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Re: Ignore This, Please!
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Originally Posted by John21652
Did you know that the average male wage (ordinary time earnings) in Australia is $69,233 per annum. For women it is A$60,611 per annum..It seems protective services is being left behind. They must charge big rent on the gun! Go mining. Average wage for miners is six figures! Or else become a woman and get an extra ten grand. |
Do I get ten grand just for being a woman? Wow! I'm on the next plane!!
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Feb 25, '12, 2:42 am
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Re: Ignore This, Please!
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Bless you for your kindness, O Missy Zundrah! (signs name here) Just pass the cat chow and some gruel for me and the cats, please! |
No. No.
Dear child Peggy. I switched the ink to the invisible kind. Come back, quickly.
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Feb 25, '12, 7:50 am
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Re: Ignore This, Please!
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No. No.
Dear child Peggy. I switched the ink to the invisible kind. Come back, quickly.
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Even if the ink is invisible, I'll hire forensics to get her skin cells,and highlight the scratch marks where the pen stroked it to proved she signed.
You're no match for le great everlasting Tyrant Zundrah. 
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Feb 25, '12, 7:52 am
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Re: Ignore This, Please!
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Originally Posted by Peggy in Burien
Do I get ten grand just for being a woman? Wow! I'm on the next plane!!
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No you wont!
*locks the basement door and waves bacon in front of you*
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Feb 25, '12, 8:01 am
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Re: Ignore This, Please!
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Originally Posted by Peggy in Burien
Bless you for your kindness, O Missy Zundrah!
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You are such a grateful slave. I may go lightly on you.
*rips out in villain laughter*
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Just pass the cat chow and some gruel for me and the cats, please!
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Don't get demanding now.
*passes a bowl of ground bones for the kitties*
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Feb 25, '12, 8:12 am
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Re: Ignore This, Please!
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You would allow a plaster on where there was once a limb?
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I could save my resources by waiting for the people to come around our street to fix pavements and roads, I could then dip Peggy's missing limb wounds into the boiling tarmac. Just like le old days.
Don't be overwhelmed by my generosity.
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Is all of Britain as soft as you?
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On le contraire, I am one of the tender ones.
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No wonder the Empire is no more.
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The Empire was split because of all the disputes over the stray kitties that Peggy left since she refused to neuter her moocha.
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Feb 25, '12, 8:26 am
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Re: Ignore This, Please!
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Originally Posted by karoleck
As Consusion says "A Foolish Lady will ask more questions that a Wise Lady will dare to answer'!!
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Likewise a good politician knows to say "no comment".
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Today,we have a very hot 'northerly" wind and about 38C .It was a hot night and even I could not be bothered to fry on the beach and look as red in the face as a "Londoner" on a foggy winters day in the summertime!!! So I spent applying for a "protective officer" which pays $50,000-min(a hand gun & uniform included) a year(well I can dream!!)--plan bee was as a movie/TV extra--pay?priceless!!
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Why you tease me with this kind of weather report? 
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Feb 25, '12, 2:37 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Please!
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Originally Posted by grannymh
No. No.
Dear child Peggy. I switched the ink to the invisible kind. Come back, quickly.
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Alas, Good, Gracious, Glamourous Queen Mum Granny, it may be too late for me. I feel myself being sucked up into the vortex, just like poor Dorothy of Kansas! At least, I found backpack type cat carriers, that I can stuff the Field Marshall and the Major into and carry on my person.
I'll leave word for Skip to finish your new "portrait," though. 
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Feb 25, '12, 6:07 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Please!
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Originally Posted by Peggy in Burien
Alas, Good, Gracious, Glamourous Queen Mum Granny, it may be too late for me. I feel myself being sucked up into the vortex, just like poor Dorothy of Kansas! At least, I found backpack type cat carriers, that I can stuff the Field Marshall and the Major into and carry on my person.
I'll leave word for Skip to finish your new "portrait," though. |
Skip is so talented. Just thinking about him makes me smile.
It is never too late. As Zundrah was leaving, I pasted a sign on her lovely behind which said "Kick Me!"
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Feb 25, '12, 7:37 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Please!
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It is never too late. As Zundrah was leaving, I pasted a sign on her lovely behind which said "Kick Me!"
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So that would explain the boot prints on my butt and why I seemed to fly down the high street faster than usual today.
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Feb 25, '12, 7:44 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Please!
Don't worry 99.
I've been talking to the Chief and agent 13.
We've arranged for Hymie to leave Zundrah in the tundra.
Good ol' Hymie!
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Feb 25, '12, 7:48 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Please!
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Originally Posted by The Reginator
Don't worry 99.
I've been talking to the Chief and agent 13.
We've arranged for Hymie to leave Zundrah in the tundra.
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Feb 25, '12, 8:15 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Please!
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Originally Posted by The Reginator
Don't worry 99.
I've been talking to the Chief and agent 13.
We've arranged for Hymie to leave Zundrah in the tundra.
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Just don't kick her too far, as she is the one leaving the gruel and cat chow just beyond the cage door.
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