Someone forwarded these to me. (#70 is my favorite
) I hope you enjoy:
CATHOLIC PICKUP LINES
1. Let's get out of here. I know a much cozier little Catholic bookstore downtown.
2. I bet I can guess your confirmation name.
3. You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.
4. Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font
at the same time?
5. Confess here often?
6. God told me to come talk to you.
7. Catholics don't shake hands; Catholics gotta hug!
8. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
9. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
10. God was showing off when he made you.
11. Want to go to adoration together? My parish or yours?
12. How about you and me get some fish this Friday?
13. I like the black spot on your forehead.
14. I lost my rosary can I use your fingers?
15 .Are you Saint Anthony because you found my heart?
16. May I offer you a light for that votive candle?
17. What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?
18. The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the
hungry", how about dinner?
19. How about a hug, sister?
20. What do you think Paul meant when he said, "Greet one another
with a holy kiss."? (1 Cor. 16:20b)
21. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me
22. God has used you to teach me what true love really is
23. So do you want to like go to mass sometime?
24. You want to do something? Sure, let's go pray
25. Your as lovely as a rose, you must be my answer to the novena I
was praying to St. Teresa the Little Flower
26. My Guardian Angel thinks your cute
27. I have a vocation to the married life...will you help me out?
28. Nice bible
29. You know Jesus!? Me too!!!
30. (For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs
31. (for the gentleman)God said it is not good for man to be alone.
So how about it?
32. Gee, that's a lovely scent of incense you're burning there.
33. What's your theological worldview?
34.Wanna go up to the roof... and pray?
35.Will you light my candle?
36. I'm a virgin and only you can save me. (Meant in a completely
clean way--of course, i.e. suggesting marriage intentions. NOT premarital sex.)
37. Want to go out for some Body and Blood?
38. The Catholic Church on Main is having Mass on Sunday, want to go?
39. Sorry, but I couldn't help notice how cute you look in that
ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.
40. You don't like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much
41. Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.
42. Where are the wings? You are an angel right?
43. Excuse me, is this pew taken?
44. Want to come over and watch the 10 Commandments?
45. That halo matches your eyes perfectly.
46. When I saw you, I knew the true meaning of "Rejoice and Be
47. Hey baby, want to take the church van for a spin?
48. wow, God must have been having a good day when He created you.
49. You aren't married are you, because I'd hate to break the 10th
50. You know, God is pure beauty...I see a lot of God in you.
51. you like Jesus? I like Jesus! we could go like Jesus together...
52.I lost my theology of the body can I borrow yours
53. Want to join me for Evening Prayer?
54. Hey, I heard about this great birthday party, you want to go? (Christmas time)
55. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by
56. What time do you have to be back in heaven?
57. Baby, somebody better call God, cause he's missing an angel!
58. You must be my angel cause you're the Answers to all my prayers.
59. You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth!
60.Nice bracelet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do".
61. Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy
62. My Sacred Heart statue started beating faster when I saw you
63. I lost my missile, can I borrow yours?
64. Wow, nice mass
65. Let me get you something to drink, I'm a Eucharistic Minister
66. Want to see my Chastity Card?
67. We're starting a Parish Directory, can I have your name and
68. They say when two are gathered in his name in prayer, Jesus is
there, want to see if Jesus will pay us a visit?
69. I can see you've got God's fingerprints all over you.
70. If I had a bead for every time I thought of you I would have a
71. What's a nice girl like you doing in a confession line like this?over a year ago ·