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Old Sep 30, '11, 12:59 am
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Default Traditional Catholic Pick up lines

I heard a Traditionalist priest telling these funny pick up lines, my favorite ones are these. Anyone know of any more?


"You don't like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much in common!"

"Do you need a lighter for your votive candle"

" Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper."

"You have beautiful brown scapular colored eyes."
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Old Sep 30, '11, 3:53 am
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"You have beautiful brown scapular colored eyes."
That one's brilliant !

"Your hair is as soft as the cord of my rosary."
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Old Sep 30, '11, 4:16 am
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Anyone know if these work??

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Old Sep 30, '11, 6:54 am
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Someone forwarded these to me. (#70 is my favorite ) I hope you enjoy:

CATHOLIC PICKUP LINES

1. Let's get out of here. I know a much cozier little Catholic bookstore downtown.

2. I bet I can guess your confirmation name.

3. You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.

4. Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font
at the same time?

5. Confess here often?

6. God told me to come talk to you.

7. Catholics don't shake hands; Catholics gotta hug!

8. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

9. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

10. God was showing off when he made you.

11. Want to go to adoration together? My parish or yours?

12. How about you and me get some fish this Friday?

13. I like the black spot on your forehead.

14. I lost my rosary can I use your fingers?

15 .Are you Saint Anthony because you found my heart?

16. May I offer you a light for that votive candle?

17. What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?

18. The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the
hungry", how about dinner?

19. How about a hug, sister?

20. What do you think Paul meant when he said, "Greet one another
with a holy kiss."? (1 Cor. 16:20b)

21. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me

22. God has used you to teach me what true love really is

23. So do you want to like go to mass sometime?

24. You want to do something? Sure, let's go pray

25. Your as lovely as a rose, you must be my answer to the novena I
was praying to St. Teresa the Little Flower

26. My Guardian Angel thinks your cute

27. I have a vocation to the married life...will you help me out?

28. Nice bible

29. You know Jesus!? Me too!!!

30. (For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs
to me.

31. (for the gentleman)God said it is not good for man to be alone.
So how about it?

32. Gee, that's a lovely scent of incense you're burning there.

33. What's your theological worldview?

34.Wanna go up to the roof... and pray?

35.Will you light my candle?

36. I'm a virgin and only you can save me. (Meant in a completely
clean way--of course, i.e. suggesting marriage intentions. NOT premarital sex.)

37. Want to go out for some Body and Blood?

38. The Catholic Church on Main is having Mass on Sunday, want to go?

39. Sorry, but I couldn't help notice how cute you look in that
ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.

40. You don't like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much
in common!

41. Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.

42. Where are the wings? You are an angel right?

43. Excuse me, is this pew taken?

44. Want to come over and watch the 10 Commandments?

45. That halo matches your eyes perfectly.

46. When I saw you, I knew the true meaning of "Rejoice and Be
Glad."

47. Hey baby, want to take the church van for a spin?

48. wow, God must have been having a good day when He created you.

49. You aren't married are you, because I'd hate to break the 10th
commandment.

50. You know, God is pure beauty...I see a lot of God in you.

51. you like Jesus? I like Jesus! we could go like Jesus together...

52.I lost my theology of the body can I borrow yours

53. Want to join me for Evening Prayer?

54. Hey, I heard about this great birthday party, you want to go? (Christmas time)

55. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by
an angel?

56. What time do you have to be back in heaven?

57. Baby, somebody better call God, cause he's missing an angel!

58. You must be my angel cause you're the Answers to all my prayers.

59. You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth!

60.Nice bracelet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do".

61. Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy

62. My Sacred Heart statue started beating faster when I saw you

63. I lost my missile, can I borrow yours?

64. Wow, nice mass

65. Let me get you something to drink, I'm a Eucharistic Minister

66. Want to see my Chastity Card?

67. We're starting a Parish Directory, can I have your name and
number?

68. They say when two are gathered in his name in prayer, Jesus is
there, want to see if Jesus will pay us a visit?

69. I can see you've got God's fingerprints all over you.

70. If I had a bead for every time I thought of you I would have a
joyful mystery.

71. What's a nice girl like you doing in a confession line like this?over a year ago ·
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Old Sep 30, '11, 10:05 am
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Is this barstool taken, or are you a sedevacantist?
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Old Sep 30, '11, 2:44 pm
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Is this barstool taken, or are you a sedevacantist?
Oooo very good! I should try that but use pew instead of barstool.

Guys, these are really good cause I found a pretty girl who goes to the tridentine mass and I know her father. She's slightly taller than I am. But I'll try some of these out maybe

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someone forwarded these to me. (#70 is my favorite ) i hope you enjoy:

Catholic pickup lines

1. Let's get out of here. I know a much cozier little catholic bookstore downtown.

2. I bet i can guess your confirmation name.

3. You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.

4. Did you feel what i felt when we reached into the holy water font
at the same time?

5. Confess here often?

6. God told me to come talk to you.

7. Catholics don't shake hands; catholics gotta hug!

8. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

9. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

10. God was showing off when he made you.

11. Want to go to adoration together? My parish or yours?

12. How about you and me get some fish this friday?

13. I like the black spot on your forehead.

14. I lost my rosary can i use your fingers?

15 .are you saint anthony because you found my heart?

16. May i offer you a light for that votive candle?

17. What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?

18. The word says "give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the
hungry", how about dinner?

19. How about a hug, sister?

20. What do you think paul meant when he said, "greet one another
with a holy kiss."? (1 cor. 16:20b)

21. Excuse me, i believe one of your ribs belongs to me

22. God has used you to teach me what true love really is

23. So do you want to like go to mass sometime?

24. You want to do something? Sure, let's go pray

25. Your as lovely as a rose, you must be my answer to the novena i
was praying to st. Teresa the little flower

26. My guardian angel thinks your cute

27. I have a vocation to the married life...will you help me out?

28. Nice bible

29. You know jesus!? Me too!!!

30. (for the ladies) excuse me, i believe one of your ribs belongs
to me.

31. (for the gentleman)god said it is not good for man to be alone.
So how about it?

32. Gee, that's a lovely scent of incense you're burning there.

33. What's your theological worldview?

34.wanna go up to the roof... And pray?

35.will you light my candle?

36. I'm a virgin and only you can save me. (meant in a completely
clean way--of course, i.e. Suggesting marriage intentions. Not premarital sex.)

37. Want to go out for some body and blood?

38. The catholic church on main is having mass on sunday, want to go?

39. Sorry, but i couldn't help notice how cute you look in that
ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.

40. You don't like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much
in common!

41. Yeah, i predicted david over goliath.

42. Where are the wings? You are an angel right?

43. Excuse me, is this pew taken?

44. Want to come over and watch the 10 commandments?

45. That halo matches your eyes perfectly.

46. When i saw you, i knew the true meaning of "rejoice and be
glad."

47. Hey baby, want to take the church van for a spin?

48. Wow, god must have been having a good day when he created you.

49. You aren't married are you, because i'd hate to break the 10th
commandment.

50. You know, god is pure beauty...i see a lot of god in you.

51. You like jesus? I like jesus! We could go like jesus together...

52.i lost my theology of the body can i borrow yours

53. Want to join me for evening prayer?

54. Hey, i heard about this great birthday party, you want to go? (christmas time)

55. Would you touch me so i can tell my friends i've been touched by
an angel?

56. What time do you have to be back in heaven?

57. Baby, somebody better call god, cause he's missing an angel!

58. You must be my angel cause you're the answers to all my prayers.

59. You look like an angel. Welcome to earth!

60.nice bracelet. What would jesus date? I mean "do".

61. Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy

62. My sacred heart statue started beating faster when i saw you

63. I lost my missile, can i borrow yours?

64. Wow, nice mass

65. Let me get you something to drink, i'm a eucharistic minister

66. Want to see my chastity card?

67. We're starting a parish directory, can i have your name and
number?

68. They say when two are gathered in his name in prayer, jesus is
there, want to see if jesus will pay us a visit?

69. I can see you've got god's fingerprints all over you.

70. If i had a bead for every time i thought of you i would have a
joyful mystery.

71. What's a nice girl like you doing in a confession line like this?over a year ago ·
hahahaha.
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Oooo very good! I should try that but use pew instead of barstool.

Guys, these are really good cause I found a pretty girl who goes to the tridentine mass and I know her father. She's slightly taller than I am. But I'll try some of these out maybe

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Greetings Bl. Pope Pius IX,

Hee hee. Let me know how they worked out.

I liked the one that said, "I have a vocation to marriage, wanna help me out?"

God Bless.
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Guys, these are really good cause I found a pretty girl who goes to the tridentine mass and I know her father. She's slightly taller than I am. But I'll try some of these out maybe

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Good luck, man. Tell us how it goes. ;D
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I'll try it this sunday, I chickened out yesterday

She wont be able to resist my holy man charm

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60.Nice bracelet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do".
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! This is going to be a funny thread. Time to flex my Irish/Italian witt.........


1.) You know, the Church frows apon interfaith dateing. You better date me just to be safe........(thats a bad one but hey.....)

2.) You love Jesus and the saints too, we have so many friends in common......!

3.) You know were the only two faithful Catholic teenagers left, right? That has to mean something.............(another bad one.........lol)

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Oooo very good! I should try that but use pew instead of barstool.

Guys, these are really good cause I found a pretty girl who goes to the tridentine mass and I know her father. She's slightly taller than I am. But I'll try some of these out maybe

~ Pius
Did I hear you right? You mean to say that there a young women who attends Tridentine Mass?! Thats a rare find my friend Good luck if its God's will.

Just a friendly, Godly warrning though. Don't let it detract your priestly vocation......ive seen that happen with a lot of my friends. Best wishes

God Bless and Ave Maria!
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! This is going to be a funny thread. Time to flex my Irish/Italian witt.........


1.) You know, the Church frows apon interfaith dateing. You better date me just to be safe........(thats a bad one but hey.....)

2.) You love Jesus and the saints too, we have so many friends in common......!

3.) You know were the only two faithful Catholic teenagers left, right? That has to mean something.............(another bad one.........lol)

God Bless and Ave Maria!
Greetings DAAVEED1590,

I actually liked the first one. I thought it was the best among the three you offered.

How about this one.

1. I noticed that you like quiet time, how about some quiet time before or after the Mass together? You choose.

God Bless.
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! This is going to be a funny thread. Time to flex my Irish/Italian witt.........


1.) You know, the Church frows apon interfaith dateing. You better date me just to be safe........(thats a bad one but hey.....)

2.) You love Jesus and the saints too, we have so many friends in common......!

3.) You know were the only two faithful Catholic teenagers left, right? That has to mean something.............(another bad one.........lol)

God Bless and Ave Maria!
HAHA I love these. :')
Especially the first and last
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