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Old Jan 23, '12, 11:54 am
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...your rosary gets tangled up with your earphones.
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or you wake up in the morning with it still wrapped around your hand from the night before!!
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Old Jan 23, '12, 12:07 pm
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You are looking at a pattern for a prayer shawl, and realize with a few modifications, you could make a rosary design.
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...you even feed your cat fish on Fridays
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Old Jan 23, '12, 12:17 pm
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Someone tells you they were listening to Lamb of God and you respond "Miserere nobis" to which they say "...The band.."
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Old Jan 23, '12, 12:19 pm
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You know you are a Roman Catholic when...

... you listen to EWTN radio in your car.
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Your non-Catholic spouse is thankful when the power goes out because you have so many candles everywhere in your office!
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You do a google search for 'You might be a Catholic if' jokes and get a bunch of links reminding you to go to reconciliation....
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...you even feed your cat fish on Fridays
the only thing ill fail at as a Catholic is that i dont like fish lol
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when you watch Star Wars, and when they say, "May the Force be with you." You fight the urge to say,"and also with you."
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...When you have to make a decision about whether to bring your rosary ring or single-decade rosary with you when you leave the house.
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....you only crave hamburgers and steaks on Fridays during lent and you crave fish every other day in Lent...just never on Fridays.

...you sneak into protestant churches, sprinkle holy water, and hide blessed medals.

...you spend the first five minutes of the day untangling your scapular from your Miraculous Medal.
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...You know there’s a deeper meaning behind Valentines Day and St. Patrick’s Day.
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... the first thing you do in a new town or at a new job is to look for the nearest Catholic church for daily Mass.
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when you watch Star Wars, and when they say, "May the Force be with you." You fight the urge to say,"and also with you."


And now it's, "And with your Spirit."
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