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Mar 9, '12, 10:41 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
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Originally Posted by Peggy in Burien
Max, Darling, where did you find that?
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99 dear,
It was on that internet thingy we get on the computer when the quads aren't using it.
When I was a young feller I once saw a pretty young thing sitting on a park bench. My admiration turned to disgust when I saw pollution like that from a factory smoke stack come pouring out of her nostrils.
My reaction was silent but similar to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VluovlIsMHY&feature=related
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Mar 9, '12, 10:51 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
"the Internet thingy" ..... 
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Mar 9, '12, 11:47 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
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99 dear,
It was on that internet thingy we get on the computer when the quads aren't using it.
When I was a young feller I once saw a pretty young thing sitting on a park bench. My admiration turned to disgust when I saw pollution like that from a factory smoke stack come pouring out of her nostrils.
My reaction was silent but similar to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VluovlIsMHY&feature=related
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Oh, Max, my little sister, Agent 49 1/2, used to react that way to guys who smoked! Yuck. My first deal-breaker is the smoking! Yuck!
Oops! I think one of the Triplets broke the keyboard over the head of one of the Quads, and one of the Twins threw a punch that landed in the monitor. Oh well, just another day at home when you are away on assignment! Do you think the Chief would let me go with you just once??? This retirement life is something that I wish to ignore!
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Mar 9, '12, 11:48 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
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"the Internet thingy" .....  
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Yep, it has a keyboard thingy, too! We're pretty up to date, even if Max still hasn't located a stilletto heeled shoe phone thingy for me!
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Mar 10, '12, 12:06 am
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
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one of the qualifications for the file assistant is the ability to shred documents! Ha! I am the queen of shredding!!
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Mar 10, '12, 12:54 am
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
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That's so funny! That was one of the "duties" of the Chancery Office job I applied for today--shredding. Max, I am the Queen of Shredding (it's part of the Outer Planets)!
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Mar 10, '12, 10:14 am
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
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Hate to say this, but he is banned for life.
Do you know how to contact him? You should speak with him.
and remember, Sister Pascal's favorite: "Empty vessels make the most noise."
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To speak to Aussie John,
Go to John's Public Profile. Or click his name in any post and the drop down menu will allow you to e-mail him and send him lunch. Hopefully the e-mail option still works. On second thought, forget the lunch. He keeps his head in the sand, via a long ago posted picture.
Here is a link to his profile. Click Contact Info. The Contact Info thing has info about sending an instant message.
http://forums.catholic.com/member.php?u=175392
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Mar 10, '12, 5:12 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
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To speak to Aussie John,
Go to John's Public Profile. Or click his name in any post and the drop down menu will allow you to e-mail him and send him lunch. Hopefully the e-mail option still works. On second thought, forget the lunch. He keeps his head in the sand, via a long ago posted picture.
Here is a link to his profile. Click Contact Info. The Contact Info thing has info about sending an instant message.
http://forums.catholic.com/member.php?u=175392
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Thanks for reminding everyone of this Gracious, Glamourous, Resourceful Queen Mum Granny! I had already linked up to Our Aussie John via the Bat Signal.
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Mar 10, '12, 10:05 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
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That's so funny! That was one of the "duties" of the Chancery Office job I applied for today--shredding. Max, I am the Queen of Shredding (it's part of the Outer Planets)! 
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Shredding.
Isn't that a town/city in England?
Oops. I'm thinking of Reading. Hey. It rhymes.
(If my memory serves me correctly, Reading is located in the Thames Valley at the confluence of the River Thames and River Kennet, and on both the Great Western Main Line railway and the M4 motorway, some 40 miles (64 km) west of London. I think.)
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Mar 10, '12, 10:31 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
Somebody was really shredding reading material in Reading while shedding in a shed?!?
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Mar 10, '12, 10:47 pm
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
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Mar 11, '12, 12:18 am
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
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Somebody was really shredding reading material in Reading while shedding in a shed?!?
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Say that three times fast!
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Mar 11, '12, 12:20 am
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
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Originally Posted by The Reginator
Shredding.
Isn't that a town/city in England?
Oops. I'm thinking of Reading. Hey. It rhymes.
(If my memory serves me correctly, Reading is located in the Thames Valley at the confluence of the River Thames and River Kennet, and on both the Great Western Main Line railway and the M4 motorway, some 40 miles (64 km) west of London. I think.)
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I have Reading Railroad on my Monopoly board, but I think it's in Pennsylvania--or is it Transylvania?
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Mar 11, '12, 9:22 am
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Mar 11, '12, 10:39 am
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Re: Ignore This, Pretty Please, If You Know What's Good For You!
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Not my kid! No blue eyes among mine, so I will ignore this.
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