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Jun 26, '12, 8:08 pm
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Re: Scrupulator™
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Originally Posted by Rejoice Always
Just be sure to wear a Modest Swimsuit purchased from Ye Olde Victorian Beach Shoppe. 
Cuttoffs? Really?! Jean shorts, especially at Mass, should be properly hemmed.  |
Cant shop at old victoria unless they have a men section lol but I got a Nike one
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Jun 27, '12, 7:13 am
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Re: Scrupulator™
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My Scrupulator went off this morning again because someone was saying their prayers too quickly.
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Jun 27, '12, 8:55 am
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Re: Scrupulator™
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My Scrupulator went off this morning again because someone was saying their prayers too quickly. |
Now mine is going off because I forgot my prayers this morning! Quickly remedying...
As you can see, I don't really need a Scrupulator™. I need a BasicPracticingCatholic-ulator. 
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Jun 27, '12, 9:41 am
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Re: Scrupulator™
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Originally Posted by tritcher1988
My Scrupulator went off this morning again because someone was saying their prayers too quickly. |
Are you sure that wasn't your Castigator™ going off?
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Jun 27, '12, 4:26 pm
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Re: Scrupulator™
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Originally Posted by Rejoice Always
Are you sure that wasn't your Castigator™ going off?
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Now, there's no shortage of THOSE around here, eh!
Every model you could wish for!
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Jun 28, '12, 9:17 am
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Re: Scrupulator™
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Now, there's no shortage of THOSE around here, eh!
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Today the Castigator™ went off because the celebrant was blinking too rapidly.
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Jun 28, '12, 9:34 am
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Re: Scrupulator™
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Today the Castigator™ went off because the celebrant was blinking too rapidly. |
I think you had it set on speck in your neighbor's eye!
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Jun 28, '12, 6:46 pm
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Re: Scrupulator™
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Originally Posted by Rejoice Always
I think you had it set on speck in your neighbor's eye!
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Love your sharp-eyed wit, Rejoice Always! 
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Jun 29, '12, 7:59 am
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Re: Scrupulator™
This morning I tried to change the setting on the selector dial on the Castigator™ from speck to reverent, but it still went off because celebrant had stress wrinkles on his forehead.
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Jun 29, '12, 9:44 am
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Re: Scrupulator™
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This morning I tried to change the setting on the selector dial on the Castigator™ from speck to reverent, but it still went off because celebrant had stress wrinkles on his forehead. |
I think speck is the default setting. It reverts to that if your batteries are low.
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Jun 29, '12, 12:17 pm
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Re: Scrupulator™
What's the latest version I need to download, as I haven't updated in a l-o-n-g time?
BTW, how do you get the small "tm"? ( there's a lot of brilliant stuff I say on here, and I wouldn't want anybody making big bucks off me without being given proper credit$).
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Jun 29, '12, 12:51 pm
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Re: Scrupulator™
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Originally Posted by Rejoice Always
Note that all Scrupulator™ models have a Confessional Mode that allows them to operate in silence during your session with your confessor. Confessional Mode also uses a power-saving mode so that it doesn't power down during 30+minute confessions.
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Oh, that explains why I know all of my sins until the moment I go to Confession, and then my mind goes completely blank!
I heard they were trying to make a Scrupulator-brand app, but they never could get it to work. It caused too many people to leave their iPhones on during Mass, which in itself is a mortal sin. You can imagine what the beeps of condemnation sounded like.
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Jun 29, '12, 1:26 pm
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Re: Scrupulator™
I'm using mine as an alarm clock now.
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Jun 29, '12, 4:08 pm
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Re: Scrupulator™
Mine just went off... it's asking me if I don't think it might be a sin to eat fish today and abstain from meat because the Solemnity of St. Peter and St. Paul fell on a Friday. The sinful part being that I purchased fish absentmindedly yesterday without checking the calendar.
I'm glad I have the opportunity to seek advice on this maybe, potentially, sort of grave(!) matter. 
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Jun 30, '12, 10:19 am
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Re: Scrupulator™
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Originally Posted by Cajun Girl
Oh, that explains why I know all of my sins until the moment I go to Confession, and then my mind goes completely blank!
I heard they were trying to make a Scrupulator-brand app, but they never could get it to work. It caused too many people to leave their iPhones on during Mass, which in itself is a mortal sin. You can imagine what the beeps of condemnation sounded like.
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Originally Posted by LoyalViews
I'm using mine as an alarm clock now.
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I also use it to schedule appointments, all of which, incidentally, have been deemed within the near occasion of sin.
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Originally Posted by grasscutter
Mine just went off... it's asking me if I don't think it might be a sin to eat fish today and abstain from meat because the Solemnity of St. Peter and St. Paul fell on a Friday. The sinful part being that I purchased fish absentmindedly yesterday without checking the calendar.
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