APCAA: Noids Aboard the Illustrious Ark!

CheesusPowerKid · #1 Sep 18, '05, 11:21 pm

Fellow Noids! Welcome to the Ark!!!

I hope the festival left you all very satisfied! It was so nice to recieve that beautiful blessing from the Holy Father, and the food and drink was absolutely amazing!!!

As I am very tired, I am going to go to my quarters for the night, but feel free to come in and make yourself at home! I'm sure there will be in-depth tours tomorrow so that we all can become very familiar with the Ark, our new home.

Remember, tomorrow afternoon we all set sail to meet up with the Quest!

Welcome home!

In Paranoia,
Captain Britty

Zooey · #2 Sep 19, '05, 4:28 am

Feline Forces reporting!!!

severinus · #3 Sep 19, '05, 5:07 am

In principio erat Arca (In the beginning was the Ark), and what a great ship!

I especially appreciate the roominess of my quarters; it's less cramped than the Catacombs.

**Edwin1961** · #4 Sep 19, '05, 5:15 am

Ship to Ship Communications:

Looking forward to meeting up with you before the landing is Isreal. Glad eveyone had a great time at the launching. (This tri-location ability is fun for me!).

We're not sure how to proceed when we meet. Brotherhrolf is concerned about the Gulf and may need to take care of business.
I am sure he will appoint someone to take over if he is unable to.

Upon which ship will the joint meeting take place?

Edwin
QVICKVS MAXIMVS
(The Quick)

PraRFLEsEkHm · #5 Sep 19, '05, 5:24 am

Hi Hoo, Hi Hooo, it's off to sea we gooo....

Let's see, got my

and got the

and so I'm good!

ncjohn · #6 Sep 19, '05, 6:17 am

Looks like you guys are off on an honest to goodness adventure! That's a little too much "work" for a Mudgie like me, but I wish you blessings on your trip!

TheRam · #7 Sep 19, '05, 7:10 am

John, it is simply the same as you were doing at your party thread. (maybe minus the alcohol) cause we hide ours in our romms...parinoia gets us every time. Your a hoot to post with, you should re-concider.

Rammy out

ncjohn · #8 Sep 19, '05, 8:42 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRam

John, it is simply the same as you were doing at your party thread. (maybe minus the alcohol) cause we hide ours in our romms...parinoia gets us every time. Your a hoot to post with, you should re-concider.

Rammy out

Yeah, but I like c***s and I might be tempted to try to cook up one of the feline forces or the Armed Rodentia, being a Mudgie meat eater. My tin foil would have to be much stronger--probably a suit of armor--to be able to escape from here with my skin.

Maybe I'll stop by and visit once in a while though....I'll just make sure I've eaten before I come.

**Edwin1961** · #9 Sep 19, '05, 8:58 am

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Originally Posted by ncjohn

Looks like you guys are off on an honest to goodness adventure! That's a little too much "work" for a Mudgie like me, but I wish you blessings on your trip!

John, as a Mudgie, I'm able to be on the Quest....it's called a beaming from the transporter room.

ncjohn · #10 Sep 19, '05, 10:00 am

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Originally Posted by Edwin1961

John, as a Mudgie, I'm able to be on the Quest....it's called a beaming from the transporter room.

I figure I can do that Edwin, but if you look at my post right before yours you'll see my reservations......

I find it interesting though that half of the posts on this new quest of theirs are from you and me. Maybe I should bring over Borgen Miranda and we could just take possession.

**Edwin1961** · #11 Sep 19, '05, 10:05 am

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Originally Posted by ncjohn

I figure I can do that Edwin, but if you look at my post right before yours you'll see my reservations......

I find it interesting though that half of the posts on this new quest of theirs are from you and me. Maybe I should bring over Borgen Miranda and we could just take possession.

I think not John, The Noids are my friends and the sight of BORGen Miranda would send them into complete fear and confusion. Even though I came up with the idea of morphing a Borg with a Junkie and you completed the task, I think she may need a thread of her own. (Apparently the Junkies haven't really reacted to her).

allhers · #12 Sep 19, '05, 10:40 am

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Originally Posted by ncjohn

Yeah, but I like c***s and I might be tempted to try to cook up one of the feline forces or the Armed Rodentia, being a Mudgie meat eater. My tin foil would have to be much stronger--probably a suit of armor--to be able to escape from here with my skin.

Maybe I'll stop by and visit once in a while though....I'll just make sure I've eaten before I come.

icequeen · #13 Sep 19, '05, 11:42 am

Icequeen reporting for duty! I will go back down to the bottom of the Ark to make sure there aren't any leaks and to make sure that THEY are not trying to sabotage our wonderful new home. The salty air, the sunshine.

I feel relaxed, but not too relaxed.

johnpaullover · #14 Sep 19, '05, 11:54 am

YAY!!!!!

Tinfoil Technology is still in development, but I have discvered that electromagnetic radiation can be a powerful dechipping tool.

My idea is to combine the anti-THEY forces into a stylish, safe hat for all strata of society. Holy Water can be sprayed out the top by the push of a button, The hat is tinfoil-secure, and ISTOS cannot penetrate it with mind reading OR mind control. The final element is an electromagnetic transmitter, which can produce similar effects as Holy Water, but with a range of 2km.

CheesusPowerKid · #15 Sep 19, '05, 2:39 pm

Beautiful! I am soooo excited!!! Wow, sleeping aboard the Ark for the first time was quite the experience...I could manage to get a second of sleep because I was too busy listening to all the sounds going on around me!!!

So then, seeing as everyone hasn't reported, I guess we can hold of the launch for a bit...then we set sail for Isreal to meet with the Quest! It looks like a beautiful day for sailing, we shouldn't encounter a single problem!!!