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Old Jun 19, '13, 3:15 pm
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Default Smart Blonde Joke

A blonde sits next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him. After several minutes of arguing with her, he says you give me $5 for every question you cant answer and i'll give you $50 for every question i cant answer. The lawyer figured he couldnt lose and the blonde accepted.

The lawyer proceeded to ask his first question, "What's the distance between the earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

The blonde then asked her question, "What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down with three?"

The lawyer was searching his laptop for hours and calling everyone he knows to find the answer. Finally he gave up and handed the blonde $50.

After the plane landed, he decided to ask her the answer to her question.

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5
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I like that!!!!
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On behalf of myself and all the blondes I know--Thank you! We needed a smart blonde joke...
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Old Jun 19, '13, 6:56 pm
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On behalf of myself and all the blondes I know--Thank you! We needed a smart blonde joke...
LOL..............nice sense of humor;
I like the smart blond jokes; maybe it will start a new trend.
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