The Monty Trogs meet Cardinal Fang!!!

Peter Wright · #1 Dec 16, '05, 10:44 am

Oh no!!! What will become of the Quest for the Grail!!! Our brave Trogs have crossed paths with the infamous Cardinal Fang, and he has promised to subject the Trogs to the Comfy Chair!!!

Peter Wright · #2 Dec 17, '05, 4:56 am

You will now submit your foolish quest to the Inquisition. Noone expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!!

Zooey · #3 Dec 17, '05, 6:04 am

Did you say the words, "comfy chair"????

Siena · #4 Dec 17, '05, 8:17 am

Does this mean we have to say everything in Monty Pythoneese?

**brotherhrolf** · #5 Dec 17, '05, 8:19 am

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Originally Posted by Siena

Does this mean we have to say everything in Monty Pythoneese?

Don't we do that already? Nicht!

ncjohn · #6 Dec 17, '05, 8:37 am

My what an unusual place....

Why is there only one chair in here, and who are those people all dressed up like Halloween?

Oh no!.....is it.....

**brotherhrolf** · #7 Dec 17, '05, 10:03 am

Cardinal Fang to John: "Not so fast there! We are the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapons are surprise and fear, fear and surprise, and a fanatical devotion to His Holiness Benedict! John, you were verrrrry NAUGHTY before Peter shut us down! And so we will subject you (dischordant chord of music) (Cardinal Fang looks around for the source of the music) to (dischordant chord of music) THE COMFY CUSHION!

TheRam · #8 Dec 17, '05, 5:31 pm

Well i guess if we can get a hot tub here in the desert....as to shall the inquisition have a comfy chair...

BTW....it sounds serious, but why should John get comfy....?

He's in trouble, isn't he?

**brotherhrolf** · #9 Dec 17, '05, 5:37 pm

Rammy dear, you were the one who started with the thong thingie!

Both of you were very naughty and would fit right in with Sir Lancelot and those, ahem, ladies in THAT castle.

**Edwin1961** · #10 Dec 17, '05, 6:05 pm

When do I get to release the Killer Rabbits

with sharp pointy teeth....?

TheRam · #11 Dec 17, '05, 6:05 pm

You mentioned the thong first, kind sir....

I merely wondered your intent with the thong thingy...

Then caved to peer pressure, and the need to be rebelious in the snicker part of my brain...It is an affliction i can not controle!

I get good parking because of it though...handicaped!

Either way, i practice my chivalry, and give up the chair for dear John boy!

TheRam · #12 Dec 17, '05, 6:06 pm

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Originally Posted by Edwin1961

When do I get to release the Killer Rabbits

with sharp pointy teeth....?

Ooh, now....excitetment, running, nashing of teeth....

Quick Edwin, i mean Edwin Quick....i mean Edwin the Quick delivers!

**Shoshana** · #13 Dec 17, '05, 6:33 pm

You could put your thongs on this....

**brotherhrolf** · #14 Dec 17, '05, 6:37 pm

Wait a minute! I simply called an article that which it has been called BEFORE those other thingies came out. It simply means a piece of leather. It is not a string - couldn't call it a leather string, it's not string! It is a leather thong - i.e. a strip of leather that is used to........oh never mind. I suppose I could call it a leather strap (another perfectly good word) but then I'd have to listen to what you'ld do with that. Maybe we should get the wizard Tim to help.

**Shoshana** · #15 Dec 17, '05, 6:45 pm

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Originally Posted by brotherhrolf

Wait a minute! I simply called an article that which it has been called BEFORE those other thingies came out. It simply means a piece of leather. It is not a string - couldn't call it a leather string, it's not string! It is a leather thong - i.e. a strip of leather that is used to........oh never mind. I suppose I could call it a leather strap (another perfectly good word) but then I'd have to listen to what you'ld do with that. Maybe we should get the wizard Tim to help.

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