I saw this on another website, I loved it! It’s from Crisis Magazine so it may not be for the more Liberal of us…
There is at least one daily Mass. Obviously, if a parish shares a pastor with other parishes, this may not always be possible.
But barring that, a parish needs to offer daily Mass.
Confession is offered for a set time… not just “by appointment
only.” The absolute importance of that sacrament must not be
The tabernacle is inside the main church in a prominent place.
It’s always frustrating to have to play “Where’s Jesus?” when you
walk into a parish for the first time. I recall once when visiting a
church I’d never been in before, I confusedly genuflected to
everything from the cantor to a statue of St. Therese before I
figured out where the tabernacle was.
The church has kneelers. Period.
The church doesn’t have a sign in the front that describes itself
as a “Catholic Community.” I know, this one seems petty at first, but it tends to be true. If a parish has an objection to the word
"church," that’s a good indication that a larger problem exists. And
if that parish magnifies the nonsense with a sign that says something like, “An Open, Inclusive Community of Catholic Christians Who Care and Share,” stop, turn around, run.
As you enter the church, you see people in the pews in prayer or, at least, reverent silence. If, on the other hand, it looks like
social time down at the bingo parlor, that’s a bad sign.
The Mass is not intentionally altered through the use of
The Mass is said according to the General Instruction of the
Roman Missal and the instructions of the local bishop. Improvisation is great in jazz. Mass isn’t jazz.
The gospel is not being read, nor the homily given, by someone
other than a priest or deacon.
Latin has pride of place in the Mass. It’s right there in the
documents of the Second Vatican Council. That should be reflected in the liturgy itself.
The bread for the Eucharist isn’t made with added ingredients
not allowed by the Church. Honey, for example.
The liturgical music focuses on God, not the community. We are there, after all, to worship Him, not ourselves. And there’s never a good reason to sing songs about bridges over troubled waters. You can do that at home, Mr. Garfunkel.
Extraordinary ministers do not outnumber the parishioners.
There’s a reason, after all, that we refer to them as EXTRAORDINARY ministers. We only use them when there are too many people for the priest and deacon to handle.
If you’re able to find the mission statement of the parish (it’s
often carried in the bulletin), make sure it says something about
fidelity to the Magisterium of the Church.
And while you’re thumbing through the bulletin, see if there are
other good groups there, like the Knights of Columbus, Legion of
Mary, St. Vincent de Paul, and Holy Name Society. A faithful Bible study group is also a great sign.
The parish offers some form of Eucharistic adoration.
The parish has an active Pro-Life ministry, as well as a
ministry that cares for the poor.
The priest wears his collar. Now, obviously, if you see your
local pastor jogging one morning, he’s not going to be wearing his
clericals. But a priest should generally look the part. It’s an
important witness to the secular world and a sign that he recognizes the great value of his own vocation.
The pastor isn’t afraid to preach on the tough issues: abortion,
divorce, contraception, cloning, etc. That’s not to say that every
homily should cover those topics. But a priest should truly believe
the Church’s teaching and defend them without pause.
The parish’s marriage preparation program includes instruction
in Natural Family Planning (NFP). And if someone involved in the
program describes NFP as “the rhythm method,” go immediately limp and drop to the ground. With luck, he’ll think you passed out and will take you to the emergency room, far, far away from that parish.
The church has a vibrant religious education program for both
children and adults based on the Catechism of the Catholic Church. You might also try to find out who’s involved in the program and where they received their own formation.
The church’s Website doesn’t link to dissident groups like Call
to Action, Voice of the Faithful, or Catholics for a Free Choice.
- If there’s a literature rack in the church, look at the
publications the parish is carrying. Dissident magazines or
newspapers tend to go hand in hand with a dissident parish. On the other hand, should you see a copy of Crisis in the rack, join that parish. The pastor is clearly a man of great taste and refinemen.
My parish hits all but kneelers because of new construction!